The start of a pretty big downer @crucifymedaddy - Tumblr Blog

For the kuro requests, can we get an Alois? I think he'd look super sweet in your style 👀🙏

It's been a year anon I'm so sorry but here you go🥀🥀🥀

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

gondwana

the critics are raving

i-say-ok

ok.

s0upyboy

i’ve some how managed to turn an old gay man on pinterest into a jerma stan by complete accident what is happening

s0upyboy

update, John if you’re seeing this i love you you’re my favorite mutual

s0upyboy

I’m literally a trans guy??? who’s gay??? I’m a man who likes other men??

Edit: that person is a terf, just so you all know John says trans rights🫶

rubixpsyche

BASED JOHN THE JERMA STAN

jetix

2019-01-13

natalieironside

*sassy gay friend from a 90s sitcom voice* Well, Mr. Emperor, I wouldn't mind having a 'heavenly man-date' of my own

drumlincountry

Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system

drumlincountry

marcille iis in a survival horror story

Chilchuck is in The Office

Senshi is in Stardew Valley

And Laios is in. Well he's in dungeon meshi.

likeadog

"kill them with kindness" WRONG!

MIND CRUSH!!!!!!

superchat

i always remember it being harder than i expect it to be to find video of ramiels screams so heres a little compilation

superchat

im glad youre all going above and beyond to get something out of this

not-spiders

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

injuries-in-dust

And to all the weird little boys who grew up into weird women.

literallyaflame

my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

pineapplerightsideupcake

This is because you are a straight girl. In a heterosexual relationship.

literallyaflame

i love how many people saw this post and invented a world where i’m a sad little trans “guy” (aka confused woman) throwing endless love and affection at some loserly cisgender brick wall. first of all, my boyfriend doesn’t use pet names as often as i do because english isn’t his first language. our pet naming conventions do not come naturally to him. second of all, this is the t4t website. we both have vaginas

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wokeleftistmob

[ID: An edited Tumblr post by @/yourspookyginger which reads: "wait... if you are a trans man .. and i am a trans man then who's going to make us straight". End ID]

mushroomcaphat

if you're learning how to cook or branching out or feel like you just are not a very good cook or can't cook at all it is so important to know that when experienced cooks say they're measuring with their heart they are lying to you. They are measuring with their intuition, instinct, and experience, all of which are built by following recipes (written or taught by family), experimenting a lot, or some combination of the two: no matter how they learned, they learned it through cooking way more than you have. If you're trying to cook based on instinct or the assumption that you should just be able to figure it out and you don't like how your food comes out or you don't know where to start, find recipes and follow them to the letter. There is nothing wrong with looking up how to scramble eggs or make a stir fry. It will make your cooking better and easier, I promise.