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motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ Fuck dude Motherfucking facebook Movie bullshit Jesus Can you fucking Believe this Shit🤯🆘️ goddamn created facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking winkleboss twins goddamn rowing the boat 🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️fuck your shit I can’t even Fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit 😲😳👀fuck Jesse Eisenberg man😤😤 motherfucking spiderman spiderman🦸‍♂️🕸 you put in the time fuck put in the time⌚️🫡 motherfucking built shit with his bare hands💪 fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg 🫂 no man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day 🗣 shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the facebook movie fuck dude I just watched a year and a half ago🤌 🗣FUCK JESSE EISENBERG MAN🤬 he fucked over spiderman crazy winkleboss twins rowing 🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️trent resin or did the soundtrack🎼FUCK THIS GUY WHO INVENTED FACEBOOK 🤬😡💩I don’t like dying💀🪦⚰️ I can’t think of who the fuck invented facebook💻 all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented facebook🤔🤔 who the fuck invented facebook❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️❓️

MARK ZUCKERBERG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#game grumps #the best bit of all time #literally heard it all in my head #thank goodness for tired arin #cause we would have never gotten this masterpiece

marsoid

Two normal dudes [patreon]

#game grumps #my two close and personal friends danny and arnold #they look so cool i love this #also does arin have sonicesque shoes on #cause that’s just absolutely amazing

get a close up on those pretty blue eyes!

#mötley crüe #mick mars #i live for his eyeliner #yes old ppl can serve cvnt #my fav geriatric still loves to slay the old fashioned way #my god his eyes are so pretty #im going to stare at that first pic for a really long time #like… reaaallllyyy long #don’t mind me just being insane again!

the only person i care about~

#mötley crüe #mick mars #these are such aesthetic photos #which makes sense because mick already has an aesthetic #goth and wistful #and that one pic of his big beautiful eyes #guys im sorry hes so pretty i just have to yap

i need him like plants need sun and water~

#mötley crüe #mick mars #yall… he looks so good im so annoyed #he’s annoying #like… you’re evil how dare you #need to go back in time and be his girl #except he’d run me over with his car #but like… at least then i’d get to say he saw me #he observed me… right before hitting me with his car #what a great way to go

prime daddy era mick mars~

#mötley crüe #mick mars #get a close up on that mug!!#he’s so pretty #it’s annoying #like… save some of that pretty for the rest of us!#also im so so so in love with his beret #whoever managed to capture that hat…#i will find a way to steal it #trust me i know a guy #i don’t but trust me i do

starryxxeyedmoth

I found this template on CapCut and I had to 😭

They all def did this back in the 80s at least once trust lmao

#mötley crüe #mick mars #nikki sixx #tommy lee #vince neil #this totally happened #circa 1987 #i was there (vibe wise)#off topic but mick is serving in that photo #even when he’s tangled in band mates; he has to mog them #along with vince but that’s his natural state #i dont call them the terrible twins for nothing

ok maybe i need more nikkimick here…

#mötley crüe #nikki sixx #mick mars #nikkimick #never enough nikkimick #tbh they kinda look like they’re making the same face #in both pics #nikki’s is more of a smile #and mick’s is more of a grimace #so not really but also kinda #lemme have this one!!

nikkimick hanging out on the ‘motley cruise to nowhere’~

#mötley crüe #nikki sixx #mick mars #nikkimick #i love mick in full leather #while everyone else is dressed appropriately #his ass was probably sweating hardcore after a while #also have a rare ‘mick mid laughter’ pic #cause those come once in a blue moon

baby crue (ft. interesting fashion choices and the ginger wearing red again)

#mötley crüe #nikki sixx #mick mars #vince neil #tommy lee #boy do i love anytime he wears red #it just looks so good on him #they should have forced him into more red clothes #the red shirt and the plastic blue pants…#amazing #showstopping even #also tommy’s purple shorts with the white tights #that’s… definitely something!

some interesting fashion choices in these photos…

#mötley crüe #nikki sixx #mick mars #vince neil #tommy lee #let’s not think too much about it though!#vince’s hat is cute… ig #also these pics are giving terror twins and terrible twins #im sorry yall im divorcing from vincemick a bit #terrible twins just fit them a bit #like if mick wore a white jacket… wouldn’t it fit with vince’s white pants #just like how him wearing a black shirt fits with mick’s pants?#yall just have to walk with me a bit

innerchildabortionclinic

ultimately though I think children get too much blame for being the source of nonsense online. mind you there was an era of this website where people in their 30s and 40s with their own kids were full-time dedicated to 'ace discourse' on their blogs

#the forty year olds on this site AND other socmeds #are all ruthless and insane #you’d think you’d grow past internet discourse at maybe thirty #but forty… grown; depended on; and apparently STILL bored #i understand kids have stunted development going on in their noggin #which is why i don’t take any of them seriously #once summer is over you hear them much less #so all you have to do is wait two and a half months and then it’s over #but the adults…#they are ceaseless #they have no break #you’re stuck with them forever #or until they actually get bored and pick up a hobby

the boys hanging out in the club~

#mötley crüe #nikki sixx #mick mars #vince neil #tommy lee #‘they should have been in the club’#oh yeah? well they WERE in the club #every night #which… for some reason never got boring for them #ofc my fav band has hobbies like… going to the club #and going to the club #and then going to another club #…maybe one of them could have taken up knitting or something #can’t say they weren’t consistent!

casual crue~

#mötley crüe #nikki sixx #mick mars #vince neil #tommy lee #im so in love with these pics ngl #there’s something so homey about the guys in casual clothing #just fucking around #being their usual chaotic selves #they look like ppl who just walk amongst you #you’d never suspect they’re in one of the biggest bands of their generation

entropyfox

Done with this shit ™️ looking, talented, high contrast, black haired rock guitarists, who quit their band because they matured out of the shitty, toxic 80s rockstar lifestyle (more or less) and are attractive asf in a non-standard way* they can never make me hate you…

Also their emotional support vocalist best friends turned enemies not best friends who have shared mics with them & have probably done some gay ass shit with them.

These guys have the most loyal fans in the fandoms too lowkey. Justified btw

#mötley crüe #mick mars #guns n roses #izzy stradlin #kinda forget how similar the two of them are #adding in the fact that they disappear completely #and then every once in a blue moon they are found #just living life #they really are the same person #if i got into gnr again izzy would probably be my favourite for once

crüe cüt

[i’ve only ever seen the first pic tbh]

#mötley crüe #mick mars #nikki sixx #nikkimick if you squint #love how they’re kinda doing the same pose #also im so so so in love with mick and his eyeliner #a man puts on eyeliner once and it becomes a part of his identity #and thank god for that #love it so much it really makes his eyes pop #and i don’t have to say it (cause i know some ppl already think it) but…#HANDS #ok that’s all

me and twin~

#mötley crüe #mick mars #alice cooper #and the other guy #im so sorry im blanking on his name #i believe he was apart of alice’s band during the crue’s final tour #i need to brush up on my alice lore… obviously!#also… who’s twin?#make yourself known twin!#lmaooo ok lemme stop the sleep deprivation is getting to me

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