[istaricelebelasse]

The average Noldor commits two kinslayings in their life factoid is a statistical error. The average Noldor commits zero kinslayings. Maedhros and Maglor Feanorion, who led four kinslayings are a statistical outlier adn should not have been counted.

[catilinas]

eöl voice. inventing carbon fibre and then naming my son carbon fibre

[tempusedax-rerum]

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

I know it's unfair of me to call bugs dumb for not understanding what windows are, but oh my god can't you smell the fresh air or something you buzzy little six legged fool?

[tweetsongs]

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[squeakitties]

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

[peasant-player]

Ungoliant

Primeval devourer of light

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[beckyjunkinart]

Another laundromat drawing. Man this one tested me.

[portraitoftheoddity]

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[ariesrin]

I love characters who would die for each other but will not, under any circumstances, communicate a single honest feeling.

[sesamenom]

landlord didn't pay for the building backflow test and the city shut off the water :/// it'll be back on tomorrow hopefully but for now here's an ulmo

[dreameralive]

i don't want to log in i don't want to create an account i don't want to verify my email i don't want to verify my phone number i don't want to use a QR code i want to go to a website and fucking use it