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Fuck! Okay because we were scared, I mean scared is a big word but- We didn’t want to look like idiots. Exactly, absolutely we didn’t want to act like idiots. I can assure you that you clearly acted like idiots.

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tiberiaschooseme

in other news👀

Taylor Swift: hi, hello, you, i'm the friendly neighbor who plays guitar. my boyfriend cheated on me in highschool but its fine.

Fearless: well, hello again! i love my mom and my friend abigail, i think i'm moving out but lets stay close. Oh, yeah, also i think i have a crush on a girl.

Speak Now: Hi. My heart is ripped in half because i trusted John, who reminded me of the times i was bullied in middleschool. Also Joe left me for a bitch. But i still believe in fairies and i'm hopefull for this new relationship i have with Diana.

RED: Yeah, she broke my heart big time and i'll never be the same. I don't know who i am or what i want, but i got some cool friends and i hope they help me back up cause i'm really broken right now. Also, I Don't Cheat.

1989: I fell for cute boy with cool hair Harry but turns out he's gay so meh. I learned how to pick up girls and my Karlie is kindda cute. I think she has a boyfriend tho...

Reputation: HEEEY, GUURL! long time no see! Newsflash: i'm not bffs with Karlie, i'm in love with her. I may or may not have cheated on a boy before we actually got together. I lost the fake friends and stopped giving a fuck about rumors. Also I may have a drinking problem but it's fine.

purplemeetsblue

it’s 2017 and i still can’t get over the fact that taylor swift wrote a song about how to pick up girls

elvesarebad

i saw a gifset and ended up watching the entire show: a novel by me

sleepycloudkitten

do waitresses know that i love them and appreciate everything they do

sleepycloudkitten

i had the nicest waitress today who told me my outfit was cute and i wish i was rich cuz I would’ve tipped her so much more if I could

holisticknight

If you ever actually wanna help your waitress out, ask to speak to their manager before you leave and then tell the manager how awesome they are. Trust me, it makes a difference. Servers who get compliments from guests and customers get better hours, and the more you’re liked by the people who come in the more forgiving the bosses are when shit goes awry (say if you’re sick or you have a flat so you’re late, etc). Tell the manager. Do it! Aside from tipping it’s one of the best things you can do for us. Tell the manager you thought we were great. Tell the manager that we’re the reason you’re gonna come back. Talk us up! It’s a little like job security - if you tell the manager we’re the reason you’re here, they’re gonna be a lot more reluctant to let us go because then they’re losing your business, and they don’t want that.

sleepycloudkitten

this is good advice, thank you 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

seananmcguire

And managers are SO SURPRISED AND PLEASED when you ask to compliment, rather than complain. They really listen.

brehaaorgana

also be like “Can I tell your manager how amazing you are?” so they’re not worried about what you’re going to say. be effusive. say you come for their wonderful service.

fanonical

2018 is the year we stop caring about what jkr says about her characters outside the books

dracoharry

#relatable

aubrey-plaza

*at the start of the episode*

Rosa: I’m seeing someone

me: man wouldn’t it be nice if it were a woman hahaha as if

*at the end of the episode*

me:

The 23rd August

Taylor Swift announced that she’ll be realising her 6th album 10.11. It was a wednesday and my birthday, i was sitting in the bus when i saw it. I was sitting there and smiling like an idiot i was so happy lmao. Today reputation got released, i was sitting in the bus when i started listening to it, again i started smiling and laugh crying and wow im so happy @taylorswift THANKYOU so much !!!!!!

REPUTATION !! IS !! HERE !!! SO GOOD !!!! I DIED !! TAYLOR SWIFT IS A FKING GENIUS!!! I STAN THE RIGHT WOMAN