Cryptid's Crusade

chaotic corner || she/her, bi ace || main: @deadpoetscrusade ||

[iconsortwithdemons83]

[crusadingcryptid]

“Do I protect him because I love him? Do I kill him because he doesn’t love me back? Do I continue with my duty? What would become of me if I simply disobeyed?” - Gate of the Feral Gods, p. 333

OH MY GOD I SWEAR NOT CRAZY THEY’RE SO????

[snlthw]

no monsters, no demons, no j*hn. it's just that bobby and dean came to visit sam at stanford, and bobby said they had to take a picture

[definitelyfrankiero]

Yeah yeah this happened actually , Sam and Jess and a great life and there were no monsters or apocalypses!!! And Dean and Bobby came to Visit all the time and everyone lived!!!

[jdjdndkcn]

[kaomojiloser]

grace after every time eva asks him to do something:

[keepmypeace]

Avengers Doomsday

[dungeon-crawler-cunt]

Gerbil Incident™️ moodboard:

[pchelostas]

"He is half of my soul as the poets say"

[abominationcreations]

*★Safe Room★*

Let them have a fucking break 🙏

I don't like drawing a lot of characters in one image but I'll make an exception this time. These books got me going stupid

[cairfrey]

The Dungeon Crawler Carl Quote Index

Quotes from the books themselves:

Book 1: Dungeon Crawler Carl

Book 2: Carl's Doomsday Scenario

Book 3: The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook

Book 4: The Gate of the Feral Gods

Book 5: The Butcher's Masquerade

Book 6: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride

Book 7: This Inevitable Ruin

Book 8: A Parade of Horribles

Extracts from the Cookbook

Crawler Porthus 2nd Edition

Crawler Tipid 4th Edition

Crawler Everly 5th Edition

Crawler Milk 6th Edition

Crawler Volteeg 7th Edition

Crawler Justice Light 8th Edition

Crawler Rosetta 9th Edition

Crawler Ikicha 11th Edition

Crawler Batbilge 12th Edition

Crawler Allister 13th Edition

Crawler Priestly 14th Edition

Crawler Sinjin 15th Edition

Crawler Herot 16th Edition

Crawler Azin 17th Edition

Crawler Ossie 18th Edition

Crawler Coolie 19th Edition

Crawler Forkith 20th Edition

Crawler Tin 21st Edition

Crawler Drakea 22nd Edition

Crawler Carl 25th Edition

And finally, everything DCC related (including the above) that may not have specific books tied to it (reblogs, memes, fan arts, thoughts, jokes, etc).

ETA: This is just *my* posts and reblogs. It is not ALL DCC Quote posts on our beloved hellsite.

[cairfrey]

“You’re not going to break me,” I said. “You might hurt me, or kill me, but you’re not going to break me.”

-Dungeon Crawler Carl Book 1: Dungeon Crawler Carl, Matt Dinniman

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[its-too-many-fandoms]

Omg I love this piece. Grace the hanging man, content with his life but cannot avoid the changes coming; the ship his noose, the rope that binds him to his fate; the blood red stars beside him, Olesya and Yáo the angels haunting him in the background. Eva Stratt, the one who holds it all on her back, the world is literally on her shoulders, the Petrova line on her neck. She will not falter, cannot afford to move, and yet still she glares at us. Eva challenges us, daring us to ask if we could do better, if we could hold her burden for even a fraction of the time.

Eve, the mother of sin, who held the world in her hands and was cursed for not knowing.

Eva, director of the task force, who now holds the world, and still must curse man to save it.

In the end, it always falls on a woman. I could never hate you Eva Stratt

[crusadingcryptid]

Matt Murdock gotta be having the worst night of his life.

[girlrandomstuff]

i love the women of project hail mary

i love annie shapiro and her not having any filter "sorry i had to go use the restroom, i was peeing myself" and her nerdy excitment to get to learn from grace

i love olesya ilyukhina, her bravery and childlike innocense, hugging the earth's dicatator like nothing, taking her teddy bear to a suicide mission, and literally sacrificing her life for humanity without a second thought

i loved dr. lokken's pride and her beef with grace about his theory

i love eva stratt and her love for humaity being so big that she had to destroy herself to give humanity a real chance to have a future

[himbotheninth]

dungeon crawler carl is fun because you go into it thinking it'll be an unserious, fun and gratuitously violent action book, and then you get to the very first boss, and then you think, now hold on. Hold on. And then all of a sudden you're seven books deep and insane and also holding on to the indomitable human spirit for dear life and also a crab has to jack off. like holy shit dude. i've got relentless hope and found family in one hand and the world's weirdest foot fetish in the other

[chekhovs-raygun]

it feels like a water balloon of Respect Women Juice. there's this thin skin of litRPG/shonen story, where you are presented with carl, a very bigstrong tall handsome coast guard mechanic. and you're like 'ok cool time to watch a very manly man do man things like blow shit up and kick monsters to death and get ever more capable of solving all his problems with violence' and then almost immediately carl gets locked into appeasing the dungeomaster's foot fetish, because the alternative is dying. all around him women are complex, nuanced people with their own hopes and fears all making a wide variety of good and bad decisions, and at every turn carl would like to know as little as possible about their sex lives. his own consists of a camwhore pedicure routine every night. meanwhile the author is reaching out of the book every couple chapters to write EAT THE RICH really big on your throat. i love this show.

[otterlyruddertail]

Achievement Unlocked: New Crawler!

A tale as old as time, a bibliophile picks up the first book of a series on recommendation from several of his buddies, friends, acquaintances, coworkers, or other similar categories of people. He opens it, blinks, and it is suddenly two weeks later, he’s halfway through the eighth book, and his other obligations are mysteriously two weeks behind. These events are certainly not related in a causative manner.

Reward: a Bronze You-Forgot-To-Sleep Box and a new fandom to post in.

[soulindisarray]

Original handwritten lyrics, Psycho Killer by Talking Heads, c.1975.

[duchessvongooseberg]

david byrne tryna figure out how the fuck u spell "qu'est-ce que c'est":