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Aaron Sorkin pulls back the curtain on a secret New England presidential summit.

Next topic of exploration with therapist: why I prefer chart b guys over chart c ones.

#nice guys screw negative #mean #graphs + homophones

Guess who's back???

#shady's back #tell a friend #new crushes #same impropriety

You're the Egg McMuffin of yoga teachers.

It's back on. Double time.

#like donkey kong

animalstalkinginallcaps

THAT’S VERY INTERESTING. WE’RE REALLY GETTING SOMEWHERE WITH THESE SESSIONS. MAKING A LOT OF PROGRESS THIS YEAR, WOULDN’T YOU SAY? OF COURSE YOU WOULD. NO NEED TO ACTUALLY RESPOND. AFTER ALL THIS TIME TOGETHER WE’RE WELL BEYOND SIMPLE YES OR NO ANSWERS.

NOW TELL ME, WHEN YOUR MOTHER WOULDN’T BUY YOU THE ICE CREAM CONE THAT ONE TIME WHEN YOU WERE SIX, HOW DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL?

capersaurus

crushinit

capersaurus:

-A giraffe, who is dapper.

-Drawn on a boring afternoon.

My sentiments exactly.

Also - it is becoming increasingly difficult to obsess about you with no new fodder for my imagination to munch on. Where you at, mon cheri?

#doesshelikebuttertarts #moretendermomentsplease

knancy

crushinit

Did we just go in a circle?

knancy:

so meta.

What if we're both waiting for love to chase us?

#bikramisms

travelwelldocumented

crushinit

Can you fashion this top handle and these gloves?

LF

#Leatherworks

airows

crushinit

Debating whether I should continue to pursue Bateman-esque men, as is my MO, or if I should try to find a nice Catholic boy to settle down and have 7 children with.

Are you either?

#american psycho #silian rail #two very different paths