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men in their early 20s who have moustaches and smoke cigarettes are becoming weebs for mongolia

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

#look at pittbert <3

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On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

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LETS GOOOOO

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i am wicked and rotten to the core and a bad person and evil and undeserving of any forgiveness or tenderness or affection ever because i will bite any hand that tries to pet me. and i’m going to hell.

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can u pet me anyways…….

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American woodcock. Meep.

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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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Me: yeah in the future we make fun of hipsters again. But we don't call them that, we call them "guys into stomp clap hey" and joke about how they like mediocre overpriced burgers and make podcasts

The 2010s fandom blogger I time traveled to, visibly shaking: can we please go back to that thing you said about destiel

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@crustose & I reupholstered a chair!

The original chair seat had completely worn through- to the point that the previous owner had already done their own replacement top. it was good enough to make it catch our eyes, but we knew we could do better. The new seat is made from a quilted table runner Sage had found at the bins a while back & wasnt using

After removing the old top, taking a rough pattern (and then spending probably too much time fussing over the exact pattern placement) i basted the seam allowance inside and then we got to stitching! This is a ladder stitch- super easy to do and honestly gorgeous results. we went back through the original stitching holes on the pleather side, which helped keep the lines straight and the stitches even, and i think it looks as seamless as if we had sewn it by machine!

Its not 100% perfect- we had a lot of issues stapling the front edge under, and the quilting gets a little wonky towards the front (i think its mostly the piecing of the quilt, but it still annoys me!) but im so happy with the results & that we could give a new life to two things otherwise destined for landfill.

#my chair!!!! turned out so fabulous i think we rocked this