open up your heart like the gates of hell

Eva || 29|| they/she|| lesbian || white || the content of this blog changes every time I get sucked into a new obsession but my love for lizzy bennet is eternal

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[doubleca5t]

All these tourists having a great time at the World Cup isn't surprising b/c the first rule of America is that this place rules if you have money to blow and it's a nightmare if you don't. The prohibitively high cost of attending the World Cup filtered out all the ppl who don't have money so all the people who actually made it to the U.S. are basically guaranteed to have fun

[doubleca5t]

America hates the broke and woke and so every rich chud from abroad who comes over here goes home singing our praises. Tale as old as time.

[yesornopolls]

Were you allowed to leave the house on your own before 16?

Were you allowed to leave the house on your own before 16?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 16 hours

[aoya]

[orpheusismefr]

[urists]

congrats on spending two decades getting hazed at witch school. you now need to pick your union. you will live for two hundred years and you cannot switch it. your options are

spock

professor

politician

doctor

do quests (manipulative)

do quests (misandrist)

do quests (slutty)

[hecatesbroom]

“You are the only one, Moiraine, with whom I can remember who I was. Even Leane always acts as if I had become the stole and the staff, even when we are alone, as if we’d never giggled together as novices. Sometimes I wish we still were novices, you and I.” — Siuan Sanche, The Great Hunt.

[stardustcityhag]

Fishwives weaving

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

This is me when you "prev tags" me, btw

[gonzocoded]

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

[deaths-accountant]

Citations could be so awesome without copyright. Imagine just being able to click on a footnote and it takes you to the exact section of another book being quoted. Imagine how much that would do for stemming misinformation.

[bastarte]

i get so gay off that 50 year old woman

[anxietyproblem]

[yesornopolls]

Do you still have all your wisdom teeth?

Do you still have all your wisdom teeth?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

[treefey]

"I want my media to be historically accurate"

Cool, so you want natural fiber costumes with no/nuanced corset slander, people wearing colors, historical hairstyles, people wearing hats or headcoverings and long sleeves outside during the day, no potatoes or pumpkins in pre-columbian Europe, actors with textured skin and wrinkles, minimal makeup, consulting HEMA groups and weapons scholars for all the weapons and fight scenes, a good soundtrack that includes traditional instruments?

Oh, you mean you want 100% white people. Even in crowd scenes in port cities. There's a different word for that.

[worriedyourwingswouldmelt]

“let’s run away together” trope fucks me up bc it’s almost always doomed. but what if it’s not this time.