[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

i saw walder of house white making milk of the poppy with that urchin jessaerys

[joeyclaire]

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[nighthamcollege]

[fairycosmos]

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

[escuerzoresucitado]

Common tree shrew

[angelicguy]

hotdog burst in microwave

[angelicguy]

[ephemeralpool]

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

why is the world

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[sandsvendor100]

Oh

My God

[sandsvendor100]

Have You Heard The Terrible News

[apileofsmiles]

What happened Seymour?

[sandsvendor100]

They Are Printing The Bible In The Vernacular Tongue And Distributing It Out To The Lay People

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[askfallencas-archive-blog]

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

[wipemedownremix-deactivated2014]

this post is depressing af lets get some alley-oops in here

[mynowherenothing]

Need to start participating in my life

[pissvortex]

[sacred-portal]

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere