a public junk diary by alice m.

~he/they/it~

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

introductions

and the void rises from the grave...

hi, we're The Hivemind (collectively he/they/it, bodily 20). we're a collection of voices living in a singular vessel trying to navigate this world. you can call us alice collectively. just a big scary void-like entity that sleeps with stuffed animals. very likely has autism, adhd, ocd, osdd, and maybe other unknown brain worms.

oh and we have a rabbit who's a menace.

before you interact:

we are pro-endo and don't believe in harassing people over what they ship. like, i have better things to do than harass people over shit that really doesn't matter.

other blogs:

@xximaginarysailsxx | x-men fanfic & self-ship blog

stuff and things we like:

acting

alice in wonderland themes

analog horror

cameras

eye motifs

guitar

oceanic/naval/tropical vibes

paganism

programming

space and stars

theology

vhs tapes

witchcraft/magic

fandoms we're in:

bluey

borderlands

creepypasta

evil dead

hellboy

rise of the guardians

searching/destroying a world that doesn't exist (and other minecraft args)

slenderverse (marble hornets, everymanhybrid, tribetwelve, etc)

spongebob squarepants

star trek

supernatural

mad max

metalocalypse

the lost boys (1987)

the magnus archives

the walking dead

x-men

tags:

entityblogging.txt - general posts

ask.txt - asks

headspace shenanigans - system stuff

entity.mp3 - music posting

flesh vessel.png - pictures of us

the entity is gardening - gardening/plant posting

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

lala is also what we called our grandpa.

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

[bprdeeznuts]

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

the world's not gonna stop just because you're dead. your pets are gonna still need to be fed. your friends and family are still gonna wake up and eat breakfast. the earth's gonna keep spinning.

and tbh suicide's a lotta paperwork so put down whatever your method is and let's go get some buffalo wings or something. maybe donate some dog food or something to an animal shelter.

[hemipenal-system]

you’re going to start liking redneck lesbians immediately. you are going to give me lesbian (and otherwise queer) rep that isn’t rich white idiots at prep schools and shit

[hemipenal-system]

​reblogging this again because some idiot said i was making up a guy to get mad at and i promise im not. the way white queer suburbanites talk about people from Appalachia and the Deep South is fucking vile. i know im not making up a guy because i’ve interacted with about seventy of this guy

[hemipenal-system]

they dont even know hick and redneck have different connotations lmao

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

i just want an old-school-looking flip phone that can, at the very least, access discord and my bank's website on a web browser. anything else is just gravy.

but no apparently everywhere stopped supporting 2g and 3g is on thin fucking ice. and i need something that works with t mobile since that's like...THE thing i use.

or mint mobile.

i'll switch to mint mobile if i need to but it's either one of those two i'm cool with.

had bad experiences with other carriers.

idk what to tag this to get help so if you're one of my moots that likes tech, especially old-school/y2k/early 2010s tech, could you pretty please reblog this because maybe you or someone who follows you could help?

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

entity's day out | entry no. 2

today's been really productive.

got locked out of the house. broke a window. cut ourself up in the process. went to a job interview. bought two car batteries. scheduled a doctor's appointment. got the dogs nails trimmed.

we got to the car and it let us know that no keys were detected. grandma immediately realized the keys were left inside the house. i mentioned possibly getting a locksmith but she was afraid it'd take too long. so she picked up a rock and started walking towards the back door. she couldn't bust the window open but, after a few hits, i got it through.

the interview went smoothly. there was a little black...poodle? named izzy. she's about 16 and wouldn't stop licking our jeans. the manager and other vet assistant were really kind and asked us standard questions and explained what we'd be doing as a vet assistant. it's $15/hour for someone like us with zero experience and they'll be getting back to us midway through next week.

then we went and bought two batteries. one for the jeep and one for the aveo. neither of us are ex-military but the guy at advance gave us a military discount anyway.

got the dog's nails trimmed and then got home and made dinner. chorizo and rice-stuffed bell peppers. i like cooking, i just don't do it too often.

oh, also i'm experimenting with filters for pictures. i'm using the digicamfx website :)

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

job interview :3

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

they're getting back to me next week and i have high hopes :3

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

job interview :3

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

local entity just busted in his backdoor window with a rock because he and his grandma locked themselves out.

anyway that window was super fucking strong.

also we cut ourselves on it and it's making us feel very teenage dirt bag.

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

i love that my friend group sends bounce house tim as a good luck charm for job interviews.

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

do europeans know about beverage drive thrus

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

loving all the confused americans and non-confused australians

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

i mean...brew thru exists in america.

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

the entity is going to a hiring event today.

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

the entity has a job.

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

the entity has orientation today.

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

the entity is going to personally resurrect sam walton and re-kill him <the entity does not want to participate in the w-a-l-m-a-r-t ritual every day at 10 am just because he (sam walton) went to korea.

friendly reminder to subscribe to my youtube despite me being on a hiatus until i'm settled in and have a desk in my possession.

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

the entity has to call the irs because for some fuckass reason their w-4 says the wrong thing despite their address being correct everywhere else.

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

the entity still hasn't gotten through to the irs and is waiting to hear back from a vet clinic about a job interview.

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

the entity has an interview with the vet clinic on the 14th :).

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

the entity has a job interview tomorrow.

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

we have six more romy shippers (my little siblings got into watching x-men '97).

also apparently one of my little brothers keeps putting markers between his knuckles (can you guess his favorite character).

[fedexrojas9173]

''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

[virtualgirladvance]

Sweetie are you okay? You rebloged doesn't know what it's like to receive love 14 times today

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

team lead stop relaying my sensitive information out loud to people challenge level impossible.

[xnotsoimaginaryfriendx]

okay so basically i gotta talk to her later today and if that does no good i'm gonna talk to a coach because wth.