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[internetslug]

[fairycosmos]

i don’t careee i don’t careee I don’t careee i don’t CAREEEEEEE

[comment-tube]

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[sillyfr3nchb1tch]

high functioning depression is so unserious because i constantly feel like choking myself to death with my own hands but. i got laundry to do

[cpericardium]

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[crybabycola]

Ruben's idea of heaven is the same as his idea of hell where he gets infinite chances to fix things with Niall but he always manages to ruin it <3

[kuken-i-buken]

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

[kuken-i-buken]

death to the united states of america

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[toskarinfr]

>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

[whitepeopletwitter]

[rathayibacter]

movie title: DICK GRINDER

scene one: dimly lit night scene where a character we'll never see again gets his dick mutilated by what is implied to be a sentient meat grinder

scene two: daytime. our protagonist is wearing glasses and giving a lecture to a class of bored high school or college students. "what.. is... a meat grinder?" he looks around the classroom expectantly, then begins writing on the chalkboard. "and would it feel good... to fuck one?"

[ratgill]

[crybabycola]

ruben and niall are so I'm Your Man by Mitski

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[pixeljade]

[loveridden1999]