Cryftloti

Hi! I'm Cryftloti, and welcome to my profile. If you can't tell, I love SuperWhoLock (and I'm 100% Misha trash)...

[shittyidea]

Another season of Pretty Little Liars

[official-creepypasta]

Haven’t made a post in a while :(

[dennys]

date someone who

is a pancake

[cryftloti-blog]

need me a freak like that

[dennys]

Don’t forget to take your dills.

[dennys]

Would anyone like a… side of hash burns?

[dennys]

Leg so hot Hot hot leg Leg so hot you fry an egg

[imamdrake-deactivated20180503]

there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me

[oddity-txt]

So I found this caterpillar on my way to class

We’re bros

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I named him chicken nugget

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Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

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So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

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update hes entirely yellow now

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i made him a tube room

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

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its happening

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False alarm he moved a bit This guy

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??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

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whats he doing

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its happening part 2 For Real This Time

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chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

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i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

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sorry for keeping you all in suspense but chicken nugget is doing fine and he has a cool hat now

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

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hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

[rebecca-lotto]

let me know how he’s doing soon

[oddity-txt]

HES BUSTIN OUT

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im going to sleep, chicken nugget is snoozin and ill check up on him as soon as i wake up

hope he doesnt party too hard 

🐛 💤 💤

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hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

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CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

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hes’s in a bigger container than the one in the pic now but im gonna let my home boy find his way in the world after he gets used to his wings a little bit

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this kid doesnt have a bad angle dang

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https://youtu.be/TwpFUQzvRp0

there he goes he’s free and im so proud and a little sad

this was an incredible experience

(thats my family oohing and ahhing in the background)

[frozen-delight]

[frozen-delight]

frozen-delight:

12x04 | American Nightmare

So much for Dean getting his time apart. And getting to come back on his own terms.

[squirreledelman]

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

These are my favorite

[thehopefulone3]

so i just randomly found this interaction on twitter…

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the signs as lyrics in dan's diss track

ARIES: your jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality

TAURUS: wtf even is your sexuality

GEMINI: i think it’s just to hide that you’re secretly a furry

CANCER: but can’t make toast without tumblr saying you’re problematic

LEO: cause this motherfuckers bout to be dragged by his fringe

VIRGO: so prepare for an attack and by that i mean cringe

LIBRA: you’re so close to being forgotten, the hate’s imaginary

SCORPIO: you were vegan for like three weeks then what you missed the meat?

SAGITTARIUS: reasons why dan’s a fail, i’ll give you some

CAPRICORN: you’re what would happen if winnie the pooh fucked slender man

AQUARIUS: before i start crying let’s wrap this shit up

PISCES: you never tweet you overeat all you do is cry and sleep

[supernatural----imagines]

#NotMyLucifer

PETITION TO GET MARK BACK AS LUCIFER. COME ON FAM😈😈😈😈

[kneecuts]

Let's replace a word in some bands' names with "Alive" :)))

- Alive! At the Disco - Twenty Alive Pilots - Fall Alive Boy - Pierce the Alive - Alive with Sirens - MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

[chemicalxxromance]

everything make sense with this

[the2amsoup]

What the fuck mcr

Me: ah yes what a beautiful day.

Mcr: knock knock, guess who? Mcrx bitch.

Me: *eyeliner streaming* I just came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

[cryftloti-blog]

Me: *minding my own business*

MCR: 9/23/16

Me: hello Ebony Dark'ness my old friend