Dank Zodiac Master

Kristen: Aries sun// Pisces moon// Capricorn rising// ESTP

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Signs as Funny Things my Friend Olivia Said

Aries: "ur 100% a flaming piece of shit with a heart ;)"

Taurus: "yea it looks like my gma"

Gemini: "i suppose yodeling mountain finger monkey"

Cancer: "SHE LITERALLY STOLE MY SIxth grade sugardaddy no joke"

Leo: "GUYS HELP THE GUY I LIKED STOPPED LIKING ME BC HIS FRIEND LIKED ME AND HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A MAYAN"

Virgo: "aw i thought he wouldve at least got hit in the balls or something thats a let down"

Libra: "but whats a proper highschool without teen pregnancies and drugs¿¿"

Scorpio: "i cant take the asian she must be eliminated"

Sagittarius: "ahaha omg or a nun who just took ur man in the name of god"

Capricorn: "phineas and ferb was LIFE predicting swinter from like 2007"

Aquarius: "#idroppedmyguineapiginthetoiletonc"

Pisces: "my hair currently smells like a morgue"

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The Heartbreakers

Aries, Leo, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

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Your dad didn’t stay because he’s a piece of shit that can’t handle any kind of responsibility

Don’t ever believe it was because he didn’t love you or you weren’t good enough

His irresponsibility has nothing to do with you and how lovable you are. You are so important. Some people are just shit. You are good enough for someone to stay and someday someone will

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How much you think the signs care about you nd how much they actually care about you

Aries: 40% // 100%

Taurus: 80% // 40%

Gemini: 60% // 75%

Cancer: 100% // 100%

Leo: 20% // 100%

Virgo: 50% // 50%

Libra: 90% // 90%

Sagittarius: 55% // 25%

Scorpio: 50% // 90%

Capricorn: 10% // 65%

Aquarius: 90% // 90%

Pisces: 100% // 75%

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Play Date

I wish I had monopoly over your mind: Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces, Sagittarius, Virgo

I wish I didn't care all the time: Cancer, Libra, Aries, Leo, Gemini, Taurus

[nighttimeastrology]

By three methods we may learn wisdom:

First, by reflection, which is noblest: aries, cancer, leo, pisces

Second, by imitation, which is easiest: gemini, libra, sagittarius, aquarius

And third by experience, which is the bitterest: taurus, virgo, scorpio, capricorn

-Confucius

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What the Signs are planning to do this Summer

Aries: Work out, enjoy sunny days, have lots of fun, go to the beach, do something radical, live adventures

Taurus: Chill at home, hang out with friends, find a new hobby, find some new places to go

Gemini: read, go out every night, drink and have fun, learn new things, walk every inch of a new city, meet new friends

Cancer: hang out with friends, enjoy the sun, stay whole days in the water, swim, sleepovers with friends

Leo: Tan, shop, go to the beach, have fun with friends, go to parties, read by the pool, music festivals

Virgo: read as much as possible, learn new skills, seek new experiences they never tried with their best friends, visit museums

Libra: Shop, find a new love interest, picnics, sleepovers with friends, go to parties, learn more on topics they already know about

Scorpio: do research on something they always wanted to know more about, long nights talking with friends, take the most special people in their life to their most special places

Sagittarius: go camping, roadtrips, explore, campfires, go to theme parks, travel

Capricorn: find a summer job, plan out everything they want to do, go to parties, brunch every morning with friends

Aquarius: do something creative with their time, maybe some art, go stargazing, long nights talking with friends, try new foods, go backpacking to somewhere random and get lost

Pisces: listen to new music, enjoying sunsets and sunrises, go on weekend getaways with friends, go for night drives

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if you’re an Astro blog, reblog this with the month & year when you created ur astrology blog! I’m writing an article 💓

[apexhorizons]

November 2015

[wontonastrology]

August 2015

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May 2015

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September 2015

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November 2015

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July 2015

[universalstrology]

reblog with your moon sign and one of the below choices

What’s the worst feeling? (I know it might be hard to choose, but try to choose only one, please)

1. Loneliness

2. Someone you love won’t forgive you

3. Lying (big lie) to someone you love that has a lot of trust in you

4. Being falsely accused

5. Being disrespected/bashed/humiliated

[punkrock-astrology]

Scorpio Moon // 5

[venus-astro]

sag moon // 1

[stinkyvine]

Libra moon // 4

[koi--strology]

Gemini moon//2

[electrastrology]

capricorn moon • 1

[tauruscopes]

Sag moon// 1

[smackthatasstrology]

scorpio moon, 5

[astrological-zone]

Capricorn moon // 1

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Pisces moon~ 3

[djmelodie]

Put the first 3 words you see in the comment. (Input your myer briggs personality type too!) Afterwards, compare & see what other personality type saw!

[lifetimeinsomniac]

intj - love,intelligence, power

[intjmuch]

Intj- intelligence power nest

[e-n-t-p]

ENTP- Success, honesty, humor (stereotype much)

[anonymousintp]

INTP - Money, experience, power.

OMG…I have turned into The ENTJ… He’d be strangely proud of me and definitely get an ego boost -__-

[infjpersonality]

INFJ - Love, experience and intelligence.

[existentialmbti]

INFJ- Beauty, intelligence, love.

[mbtiland]

Same as @/infjpersonality….. Experience, intelligience, and love–respectively.

[mbti-conversations]

Money, intelligence, freedom-ISTP

[m-b-tea-me]

ENTP: love, intelligence, popularity

[neon-lake]

ISFP - happiness, success, freedom

[16petalsofmbti]

INTJ: Time, power, intelligence

[nerdyintp]

INTP: Love, popular, intelligence

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ESTP~ Love, Intelligence, Youth

[sixpenceee]

Borrasca

by reddit user The_Dalek_Emperor

I originally posted this story in my Top 10 Creepy Stories of Summer 2015 but I figured this story deserves it’s own post. It’s one of the most highly rated stories on reddit and has only been around for a month. It’s a series and although it’s long, it’s a total mindfuck. Simply, putting it on my list messed many of you up. These are the messages I received: 

I completely agree, after I finished reading this story, I was WRECKED. 

HUGE trigger warning for sexual abuse. 

Keep reading

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This story fucked me up. Like, the ending was soooo crazy. Nothing added up but then in the last paragraph, everything clicked.

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The Signs As Bells

Princess Belle: Libra, Pisces, Aries, Virgo 

Taco Bell: Sagittarius, Taurus, Aquarius, Leo 

Jingle Bells: Gemini, Capricorn, Scorpio, Cancer 

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the signs packing for a holiday

brings absolutely everything and annoys everyone: taurus, leo, capricorn, pisces

somehow fits everything they need in a small little bag: cancer, virgo, libra, aquarius

"i'll just buy what i need there": aries, gemini, scorpio, sagittarius

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Signs as Types of Tea

Aries: Black tea

Taurus: Herbal tea

Gemini: Red tea

Cancer: White tea

Leo: Oolong tea

Virgo: Green tea

Libra: White tea

Scorpio: Herbal tea

Sagittarius: Oolong tea

Capricorn: Black tea

Aquarius: Red tea

Pisces: Green tea

[ayungbiochemist]

The types of friends when getting ready to go out IG: _tsimone_

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The dancer: Aries, Sagittarius

Selfie queen: Taurus, Leo, Pisces

Already faded: Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn

Fighting with her bf: Libra, Aquarius

The mom: Cancer, Virgo

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The Signs as Family Board Games

Aries: The Game of Life

Taurus: Apples to Apples

Gemini: Jenga

Cancer: Hungry Hungry Hippos

Leo: Monopoly

Virgo: Operation

Libra: Scrabble

Scorpio: Sorry

Sagittarius: Guess Who

Capricorn: Clue

Aquarius: Yahtzee

Pisces: Candyland

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The Straight Up Savages

Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn