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Claire. INFJ. 4w3 enneagram. Askbox is open! ◕‿◕ If you're looking for my original posts, click on the 'Post Types' tab. My personal is blasely.

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types respond to “i love you”

ENFJ: *pretends to be shook* *actually saw it coming from a mile away*

INTJ: Uhh... cool.

INFP: My heart is a radiant flower, unfurling its dewy petals upon the pronouncement of your love. 

ISFJ: Haha funny joke... wait, actually? Like, actually? I must immediately bake you some cookies!

INFJ: But love is an illusion. Do you love me, or just the external and idealized version of me? Can we ever truly hope to find a lasting and permanent connection which runs deeper than your vapid, run-of-the-mill union in today’s society? Or is it---

ENFP: Yes... good... you have fallen for my plan to make everyone and everything in the universe besotted with me. 

ISFP: *cool and composed on the outside but weeping internally* 

ESFJ: *weeping externally* 

ESFP: And I love puppies. And social gatherings. And the occasional rainbow. Wait, what was I saying? 

ESTP: *seductive eyebrow raise* *edgy backflip* What’s not to love? 

ENTP: Well, that’s one thing I won’t debate you on. 

INTP: The dopamine receptors in my brain are doing all sorts of ~funky things~ right now. 

ISTP: Besides my power tools... you’re the only thing that’s ever made me feel alive... 

ENTJ: Great! I’ll immediately prepare an itinerary on how best we can spend our time together to foster a successful romantic relationship. 

ISTJ: And I love watching Judge Judy reruns. Wait, that was the romantic response you were looking for, right? 

ESTJ: I could see you in my very successful future, which involves me being president of many organizations and laminating things. 

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types + winter squads

shivering underneath 4628737 reindeer sweaters because they're pathetic and it's SO COLD squad: infp, intp, infj, isfj the fact that fact that the sun sets so early makes them feel personally victimized and they rant about it to all of their friends squad: isfp, entj, intj, istj probably mocks hallmark movies but secretly watches them every night with rapt attention and a cup of cocoa squad: istp, entp, esfp, estj uses the excuse that it's winter for extreme retail therapy, probably gets really into the spirit of things and buys at least 1 ugly christmas sweater that's extremely tacky and lights up squad: esfj, enfj, enfp, estp

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The Sensors: A Summary

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MBTI as Screenshots of Despair

INFJ: 

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ISFJ:

ESFJ:

INFP:

ENFP:

ISFP:

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ESTP:

ISTP:

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INTP:

INTJ:

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Source: Screenshots of Despair

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MBTI & the Cinnamon Roll Meme

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: ENFJ, ESFP

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: INTP, INFJ, ISFP

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you: INTJ, ENTJ, ISTJ, ESTJ

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: INFP, ENFP, ESFJ, ISFJ

Sinnamon roll: ESTP, ENTP, ISTP

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Types as Romance Tropes

INFJ: Everyone Can See It

ENFJ: Matchmaker Crush

ISFJ: Twice Shy

ESFJ: Longing Look

INFP: Gibberish of Love

ENFP: They Do

ISFP: She Cleans Up Nicely

ESFP: Green-Eyed Epiphany

ESTP: Will They or Won’t They?

ISTP: Flirting Under Fire

ENTP: Agents Dating

INTP: Oblivious to Love 

INTJ: Fool for Love

ENTJ: Silly Rabbit, Romance Is For Kids!

ISTJ: Anguished Declaration of Love

ESTJ: It Doesn’t Mean Anything

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Age: of the teen variety. Male, eyes and hair the color of milk chocolate. 5 feet and 10 inches, predicted to grow even higher. Interests are writing, particular video games, more writing, looking at plantes outside, hugs, and other things that escape me at the moment. I don't know what kind of date I would prefer, at this point I'm up for anything. INFP, 4w5

I like to look at ‘plantes’ too c:< Maybe we could go to a greenhouse or something!

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14, female, 5'3, blue eyes, brown hair, I love reading and playing video games, my favourite classes are Gaeilge, home economics and French, electronica and rock are cool but I like most genres, and a nice walk by the seaside, talking about existential stuff if that's your thing followed by going to a bakery and buying some nice baked goods to eat would be a nice date. (Or chilling out and watching a movie, if you prefer)

I love to talk about existential stuff! And I also love the seaside. 

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MBTI as Catsss

INFJ:

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15, female, 5'5", INTJ 5w6, my favorite things are astrophysics, MBTI shitposting, marching band, crocheting, LoveLive, and I'm secretly a hopeless romantic

I’m the INTJ but did I forget my hair/eye color too? I have auburn hair and grayish silverish eyes

Whoops I’m the INTJ, the date would be a nice picnic in the park while we watch people and young children and try to type them

I secretly love to type people, so I would definitely date you! I’m also a total klutz (so much so that I sometimes trip over my own feet just WALKING), so I admire people who can do coordinated things like crocheting. 

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15 year old female. Will literally argue with anyone over anything, even if we agree on the subject. Can quote Pride and Prejudice and the Great Gatsby. Sort of tall. Smart, but one of their smart people who thinks they're better than everyone who they're smarter than, and would like to stop that but they cannot. Cries everyday, at least once. Enneagram 7W8; ENTP-A; Tri-type 783; Hufflepuff.

I love to debate too! c:< I also love smart people, but not pretentious smart people, so I would totally date you. 

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I'm 21, female, 5'4". As there's quite the age gap, maybe we'll just hang out! :) I have light brown hair and grey eyes. I'm an INFJ, Cancer. I love reading, writing, films and theatre, and dancing. So let's go for a classic dinner and film, or just hanging out and chatting in a park :D

Just hanging out sounds great! ^^ 

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Thank you guys so much for your adorable messages! Disclaimer: I am not a weirdo with no shoulders and an oddly circular face irl, I just can’t draw.

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16 year old male, 5 ft 8, hazelly green eyes and black hair, my favourite genre is ska and my favourite sports rugby, but I have a secret Terry Pratchett obsession, and I love happy little effortless dates, like getting lost somewhere in a city and not even caring because we have each other, just loving the world around us.

I am absolutely obsessed with big cities, so that date sounds perfect! I have no idea what ‘ska’ is, but I assume it’s an acronym or something for a music genre. Anyways, would def. date. c:

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15 female, 5'6", brown eyes, dirty blond hair. I'm a 1w9 INFJ. I like psychology, biology, music, theater, reading, and baking. And I love your blog!

Oh, and I'd love to go see a movie or just go to a cafe and talk!

Thank you! <3 Would def. date, especially because all of the shared interests. 

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I'm 28, female, 5'2" or 158 cms if you measure that way. Brown hair with a bit of natural blond highlights. Brown eyes, glasses. INFJ, aquarius, 4w5. My hobbies are watching jdramas and learning Japanese. I listen to any type of music except for country. For a date, maybe a movie we've never seen before and then find an ice cream place that's open at midnight.

That’s quite an age gap bc I’m still in my teens, but otherwise I would totally date you! I have a strong dislike for country music too, bc it’s mainly abt tractors and beer. Going to a movie then getting ice cream sounds like a fantastic date!!

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Female, dark brown hair/eyes, tannish, ENFP bookworm. Into psychology/astronomy/art/writing/singing/acting/dancing/model UN/you know what I'm just a multifaceted nerd w a love for plants and brownies.

And 5'4. 15.

I feel like we could definitely bond over an affinity for plants & brownies. Plus, psychology and writing are two of my fave topics c: