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Fic: Coda (Path of Night)

Miles has no doubts on the night of his Embrace, but Jan being unable to drink his blood does complicate matters a little.

Just a little pre-canon fic!

#So good!!!!

juunipupu

Knight ready for love

#Am I becoming a horny knight blog? (as in I'm horny for knights)#Maybe?#Jesus fuck #Knightly

juunipupu

Knights in Love

#Did I reblog this one already?#Maybe #But it deserves another spot in the sun #Knightly

soymoss

starling

blanchebees

For me therapy is drawing thick knights

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#the lighting is beautiful #the soft glow!#the hair #stunning #knightly

whosname

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

blanchebees

Big burly Hounskull sweethearts from @sceptixfakemon and me❤️

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#look athtme snuggling #<3 #knightly #nudity

great-and-small

“People suck”

Okay but what about the person who brought this injured dragonfly to a wildlife rehabber

transmanace

@bugthingsdaily

#Dragonfly

derinthescarletpescatarian

Sad for Muderbot calling itself Murderbot just because of all those murders. Could’ve called itself Defensebot but no. It gets all hung up on the murders.

theaicollective

#hold up i just realized something #from the pov of the corporation rim #mb probably didnt MURDER anybody #cr probably writes off these deaths as ‘killed in action/killed in the field #‘the word murder has such an intense and personal connotation #to the cr these constructs are police/soldiers doing a duty #and from a corporate pov police and soldiers dont /murder/ they kill #so already mb sets itself LIGHTYEARS apart from the company just with this one small change #it kind of suggests that it sees those deaths as its own personal responsibility #it treated humans LIKE HUMANS instead of like cattle or nameless employees #even though it never received that consideration in return #anyway thanks for unlocking this thought op (tags via lazarus-mission)

derinthescarletpescatarian

Company: “You mean Equipment Failure Bot.”

#Murderbot

blanchebees

Enemy tactics

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blanchebees

They're now a print!

Prints on sale for the next 2 days!

#look at how that thumb is almost in his mouth #this is great #knightly

essektheylyss

I swear etiquette for live show spoilers used to be putting anything specific or major under a read more even with extensive tagging. Especially since people not going to the show are NOT necessarily going to remember when it is or when it starts with regard to time zones in order to blacklist tags in time. How did this erode so drastically that you can just stumble across whole major spoilers on the dash by accident.

#This!#I am so disappointed in people #It's not that hard to put a read more or something #Marsha specifically asked us not to be asshole and do this #We weren't back in the hotel yet or the first huge spoilers were already hitting tumblr #Extremely dissapointing #Cr liveshow berlin