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[mitytheclown]

I physically can't read any book but I can gulp down a 500k ao3 ff in a day ( I literally gave my math exams after only reading ao3 fanfics the night before 😔🥀)

[malpractisnt]

Marvel x text posts I made instead of doing whatever you should be doing after making a house md x text posts post.

[murrrphy]

it's okay

[mitytheclown]

"but they are not canon"

Do I look like I give a fuck

[antwriterr]

Tony has a love/hate relationship with Stephen's music hyperfixation. Like, on the one hand its fun seeing how much he can guess. Sometimes he'll play a riff on guitar, or whistle a couple notes, just to see if Stephen can guess it. No matter how hard he makes it, Stephen always knows exactly what hes playing. On the other hand its annoying to hear "are you humming KISS right now?" in the middle of sex. (Which, okay, only happened once. But still, annoying. And unnecessary. And just plain rude. Stephen should know better.)

[tigertronn]

They’re not canon! There’s nothing remotely romantic about their relationship!

That’s cool. You go live in your sadness world. I, however, couldn’t care less about what you think, and will be in my world of schmoopy, campy, fluffy, gay fandom funtimes.

[dirtycombatboots]

Geraskier fans who only watched Netflix show usually write their dynamic as chaotic diva girlfriend Jaskier and suffering boyfriend Geralt trying to find right answer to trap questions archetypes.

Come here. Closer. Even closer. Now listen, I'm about to blow your mind

In the books, their dynamic, it's the opposite. If that ship was written in books, it's Geralt who would ask stuff like "would you love me if I was a worm" and get mad at Jaskier over conversations that didn't happen but Geralt imagined them anyway and got upset. Jaskier would bribe him with sweets before apologizing even though he has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.

No, that witcher isn't brooding in the corner while the bard is performing. That witcher is choosing one of thousand ways to accuse the bard of trying to attract other witchers. Why? Because new lute strings. Who are you trying to attract with that shine? So what if there aren't any other witchers for miles? How do you know that anyway, did you specifically check if they are here? I'm not enough for you?

I find it abso-fucking-lutely hilarious. Because from outsider perspective they still would seem exactly as netflix-based version of this ship is written

[penandinkprincess]

okay but jaskier in the new season giving geralt a solid thwap thwap to the chest in thanks makes me laugh imagining jaskier defaulting to firm pats as a default gesture of physical affection because geralt will reliably accept it

but also he's used to delivering them with enough force to be felt through armor

AND he's delivering them to a witcher who could benchpress a horsecart if he felt like it

so the muscle he puts behind the gesture purely by habit is NOT slight

which means the first time he does it on reflex with a non-witcher friend, he sends them on their ASS and is just "...oops"

[thedeepthought]

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

[witchertrashparty]

a concept: in episode 2, when Jaskier and Geralt get captured by the elves and they're now tied together back to back, the elves start groping Jaskier because they see spoiled privileged kid being difficult and kicking up a fuss so they want to take him down a peg before they execute him... which turns out into full-on using him for their pleasure while he's still tied to geralt. and geralt can feel the bright bard from the tavern trembling with fear, trying to squirm away and twist out of the elves' grasp and can feel Jaskier's body rock against his with every thrust; geralt has to listen to him whimper and cry and smell his tears and fear and he can't decide if he hates himself more because he couldn't protect the kid, or because Jaskier's sweet sounds and the smell of sex have his cock hard as a fucking rock.

[crying-my-eyes-violet]

Hello! I’m Dovey!

This is a new Witcher dead dove blog. Will write and reblog Witcher dd. Feel free to send prompts (anon welcome), questions, statements, etc.

Will soon be posting a faq including what I will/might/won’t write.