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PLEASE DEAR GOD I ALREADY SAID I WAS SORRY NO MORE
im fine.
im gonna be fine.
just fin-
fuck hes just looking at it :(
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so it looks like this on my screen:
DID I JUST GET CALLED A SNOWFLAKE?? JDGSBDBCGDNSM??
P L E A S E IM SORRY P L E A S E I DIDN’T MEAN TO IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I’M SO SORRY SENSEI I BETRAYED YOU
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so it looks like this on my screen:
DID I JUST GET CALLED A SNOWFLAKE?? JDGSBDBCGDNSM??
D O O T D O O T
you cannot escape the doot doot. you have resigned yourself to a fate of doot doots all because of your foolish hubris
NO
PLEASE, I’M SORRY I NEVER MEANT TO START A WAR I WAS JUST CURIOUS IM STILL YOUNG PLEASE, PLEASE
doot doot
THEY’RE COMING FOR ME UH OH UH OH IM SORRY NO I DIDNT MEAN IT PLEASE
i am scared.
doot doot
THERES ANOTHER ONE??? SOBS, TWERKING ALL AROUND THE BLOG IN A CIRCULAR MOTION
doot doot
THEY’RE COMING FOR ME UH OH UH OH IM SORRY NO I DIDNT MEAN IT PLEASE
i am scared.
doot doot
THEY’RE COMING FOR ME UH OH UH OH IM SORRY NO I DIDNT MEAN IT PLEASE
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
What the heck why not
Give me the DOOT DOOT
PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME
There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am
I WANT THE DOOT DOOT
HOW THE HECK DID I GET THE DOOT DOOT
Holy fuck
Tried this forgetting i dont have an ask box lol im stupid
im sorry i have to know
As they say, curiosity killed the cat
Curiosity over powered me today.
same ^^^^^^^
Wait is this real or am I being made a fool of by reblogging this?
If it’s fake then we both got tricked. I can’t belive I got forgotten by even the doot doot post
Nope it’s real. Just found this in my inbox. God f**king damn it
Give it to me bitches
Excuse me? Still waiting 😅
I GOT IT!!
is it fr?
…
I doubt it
IT WORKS?!
I don’t know what to believe in anymore.
Doot doot me fuckers
i need doots
Probly wint get one tho
Will I get a doot doot?
doot doot?
i am awaiting my doot doot
Dream SMP fic: Anxiety & Tickly comforts
Summary: Techno is in a lee mood and is around Ranboo and Phil. They both quickly figure this out and decide to tickle him. Phil asks Techno to tie him up and he says yes. However Techno’s mood quickly changes… //skjddcksjlk sorry this fic is very short, but i hope you all enjoy it!! <3 A cold evening in L’manberg. Technoblade, Philza and Ranboo were around each other. He saw that he was in between Phil and Ranboo, Techno lightly blushed. Phil saw this and smirked. “You in a mood Techie? I can tell by that light blush.” Techno groaned and blushed more. “M-Mhm.. Y-Yeah..” The pink haired male always got very blushy and comfortable around Phil and Ranboo. Phil smirked.
“I want to try something different today. Would you be okay with us tying you down Techno? Or not?” Techno blushed and his eyes widened. He felt bad if he couldn’t have Ranboo and Phil tie him down.
The male smiled softly and nodded slowly. “Y-Yeah. I would be fine with it..” He blushed. Ranboo smirked and pushed him down gently on the bed and sat on his hips, poking at his sides gently. “EEK! R-Rahahahanbohohoo! Nohoho!” He giggled out blushing.
Phil smirked and started to gently tie Techno’s hands up. ‘Phil is tying me up.. Should i tell them?’ Techno got really nervous, a tear started to roll down his face. He hoped Ranboo and Phil saw this, and they did. “Phil. Look at Techno.” He pointed, not trying to make him feel embarrassed.
Phil looked concerned, immediately taking back what he did and started to untie him. After that was done, Phil sat up Techno in his lap with Techno’s back against his chest. Ranboo starts to softly play with Techno’s hair. Techno flinched a tiny bit but relaxed, trying to calm his breathing down.
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so i was rewatching miraculous ladybug and
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW THIS IMAGE EXISTS??
LIKE IT’S NOT EVEN EDITED???
ARE. ARE THE CREATORS. YKNOW.
GREMLINS?? DJDGSJ??
THE EP IS CALLED “MIRACULER” FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO WATCH IT DYDHSJS IDK
trying out a longer a scene w/ one of my favorite scenes in the S2 finale kjsdghkdsj
boop it done
Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.
We’re trying this tonight!
It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.
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I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.
It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.
Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.
My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.
me gonna try it
dont wanna reblog but insomnia is a bitch for some ppl so heres for my mutuals having trouble sleeping.
owl house, understanding willow & i was a teenage abomination spoilers!!
im literally in class & confused asf but i just wanna talk about willow for a second.
from the beginning when luz first sees her she’s both intrigued and curious about this “little witch girl.” just an innocent witch, nothing special. we can tell from the beginning that willow is a very kindhearted person. you see her accidentally stepping on a plant, and then apologizing and tending it. if we put ourselves into luz’s place, so far we can tell that this is an ordinary witch.
then we see where things sort of went downhill, when amity flew by and said some “not so nice things” to the girl. we can see her easily getting frustrated and having an outrage of emotion. this can tell us that willow “cracks easily.” right after amity leaves, we see her using her plant magic, her emotions flaring up. she’s definitely angry and that affects her plant magic.
however,
when she sees luz stumble out of the bushes, she softens immediately. she settles down and rushes over to the girl, chrcking to see if she’s hurt. she quickly gets excited after realizing that our protagonist is indeed, a human.
we can definitely tell that even from the start, willow has had a soft spot for luz.
later in the episode, after they get into trouble with bump, the witch tells luz to run, and uses her outstanding plant magic to protect her, even though what she done could’ve gotten her expelled- and if she hadn’t been strong enough, she could’ve gotten hurt. its outstanding that she was willing to sacrifice her education and maybe her life? for this human girl she met just hours ago.
this tells us that willow gets attached to others easily, and later in the season, we might see her having commitment issues. she might even get jealous, seeing now that in the new episodes, luz is getting along with amity more and more.
we can tell willow is a strong character, both emotionally and physically. like in understanding willow, the inner willow has such an outrageous blossoming of anger that permanent damage could’ve been done to some of the characters. if that was the inner willow being truly angry, i don’t want to imagine what the actual willow would be like if she got pissed off. and she just might, in the future, with all of boscha’s shenanigans and stuff.
enjoy me blabbing i just want some more character development for willow okay.
A Massage for the Soul (Haikyuu!!)
Primary Universe
Writing lee Daichi was an interesting challenge, I must admit, but I think I did all right. Thank you for the suggestions on ticklish spots, first anon! Enjoy!
20. “Stop resisting!”
30. “Are you crazy? I can’t last that long!”
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“Where’s Asahi?”
Daichi looked up from his spot on the floor. “Wow, good to see you, too.”
Suga blushed. “Sorry. Of course, I’m happy to see you.”
“I’m just messing with you. Asahi’s with Noya. They’re off doing some crazy thing or another.”
“All Noya’s doing, I’m sure.”
“Obviously.”
Sugawara set his backpack down by the door, eyeing his captain warily. “That’s got to be uncomfortable. Why are you lying like that?”
Daichi was on his stomach, head propped up on his arms, watching a game on his laptop. “My back is killing me. I’m trying to alleviate the pain.”
“Do you want a massage?”
“Thanks, but that’s okay.”
“I can do it.” Suga knelt down beside him, trying to catch his eye. “I’m not a professional, but I’m sure I can help a little. I don’t mind.”
Daichi was quiet for a moment. “I mean, if you want to try it, I’d appreciate it. I just don’t want you to feel like you have to just because I said something.”
“Please. You couldn’t make me do anything I didn’t want to do.” Suga made himself comfortable and gently pressed the heels of his hands into the captain’s lower back. Daichi groaned. “Too much?”
“No, no,” the brunette replied, voice strained. “It’s fine. It’s just really sore.”
“What did you even do?” Suga asked, trying again, a bit gentler this time.
“Got a little carried away during weight training.”
“A little?”
Daichi groaned again, letting his forehead rest against his folded arms. “Man, I’m tense.”
Sugawara contemplated for a moment, then gently began kneading the captain’s lower back with his fingers. This time his friend let out a groan of pleasure, not of pain, and thus encouraged, the silver-haired setter kept it up. “I can tell. You really should take it easy, you know? You’re always yelling at Hinata and Kageyama to go home and rest.”
“Yeah, because those two are crazy first-years who need the reminder on a daily basis if they’re ever going to be any good in an actual match. I know how to balance exercise and rest; I just went a little overboard during the exercise part.”
“Touché.”
For a few minutes they were silent; Daichi watched the game on his laptop (Aoba Johsai, Suga noticed), and Suga massaged up and down his back, careful to spend a bit longer on areas that seemed to be especially tense. However, he reached a point where he thought he’d be more effective if he could make contact with actual skin, so he gingerly reached his fingers underneath Daichi’s shirt to knead directly into his lower back.
Daichi tensed up, hissing, gripping his shoulders. Suga stopped immediately, frowning worriedly. “Sorry, did that hurt?”
“No.” The captain sounded strained all over again. “But what are you doing?”
“I thought I could make it better if I could actually touch your back directly. Is that okay?”
There was a pause. “You can…you can try.” Try? Suga did try, being more gentle this time, but somehow the lighter touch seemed to make it even worse, as Daichi half-rolled onto his side to look at him, a wobbly smile on his lips. “Okay, maybe not.”
“Are you all right?” the setter asked. “Seriously, if it’s this bad you may need to get it looked at.”
“No, it’s not…that’s not why I’m…” Daichi let out a heavy sigh, flopping back onto his stomach. “It tickled. That’s all.”
Suga was quiet for a long moment, staring at the back of his captain’s head. “You’re ticklish?”
“…no.” Daichi felt a finger trailing up and down his spine in a quick pattern, and giggles spilled out of him before he could hold back. “Okay, yehehehehes.”
“You’re ticklish?” Sugawara laughed, shoving his hands under Daichi’s shirt to scribble all over his back. “Why haven’t you said anything before?”
“Gah! No! Sugahahahaha!” Daichi giggled, trying to roll over but stopped by the setter’s surprisingly strong hold on him. “B-Behehehehecause I knehehehew you’d be like thihihihihihis!”
“Like what? Playful?”
“It’s ahahahahall f-fun and gahahahahahames until you fihihihihind a b-bad spohohohohohot!”
“Oh?” Suga beamed, pinching his sides now. “Like where?”
“I’m n-nohohohohohot tehehehehelling you anythihihihihing!”
“Stop resisting me! I’m just trying to help~”
“Nohohohohohohohoho!”
“M’kay. I’ll figure it out, don’t worry.” That said, the setter got to work scribbling and digging and raking up and down Daichi’s back, sides, ribs, and even underarms, making the captain cackle and squeal and writhe beneath him, pleading all the while for him to stop. Suga wasn’t satisfied, however, until he decided to venture a little further down and trail his fingers along the backs of Daichi’s thighs.
Daichi’s entire body jerked, and his frantic giggling became even more frantic laughter. “NO!! OKAY, OKAHAHAHAHAY, BAD SPOHOHOHOHOHOT!!”
“Oh?” Suga teased, scratching mercilessly at the backs of his thighs down to his knee pits and back up again, enjoying the way his friend screeched and flopped around helplessly. “A little sensitive here, are you? Well, the good news is, you seem to have moved on from your back pain.”
“THAHAHAHAHAHAT’S NOT HOW THAT WOHOHOHOHOHORKS, YOU LITTLE--!!” Daichi spasmed and burst into uncontrollable hysterics when Suga darted to his inner thighs. “STOPSTOPSTOP!! NOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!”
“Ooh, really ticklish here?”
“STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IT SUGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!”
“I hope you know I could do this for hours.”
“AHAHAHAHARE YOU CRAHAHAHAHAZY?! I CAHAHAHAHAHAN’T LAHAHAHAST THAT LOHOHOHOHOHONG!!”
“So, what was it you were about to call me?”
“N-NOHOHOHOHOHOTHING!! PLEASE, LET ME GOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!”
“Come on, we’re friends. You can say it. I’m a little what?” Suga teased, thoroughly enjoying himself and the way Daichi laughed hysterically beneath his precise touch.
“NOHOHOHOHOHOTHING I SWEHEHEHEHEHEHEAR!!”
“Hmm. I don’t believe you, Daichi.” Suga straddled his friend’s calves and raked his fingers up and down the inner parts of his thighs, watching and listening with satisfaction as Daichi laughed so hard he went silent for a long moment. “Feel like telling me what I am now?”
“JEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHERK!!” Daichi screamed, desperately trying to roll over, his face and ears dark red at this point. “YOU’RE A LIHIHIHIHIHIHITTLE JEHEHEHEHEHEHERK!! PLEASE!! PLEHEHEHEHEHEASE STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP, SUGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NO MOHOHOHOHOHOHORE!!”
Sensing that Daichi was struggling to breathe from laughing so hard, Sugawara relented, climbing back off of him and laying down beside him, propping his head up on one hand. He grinned when Daichi glanced his way. “Feeling better now?”
“You suck,” the captain wheezed, but he was smiling. “I don’t remember signing up for anything more than a massage.”
“That was a massage. A massage for the soul.”
Daichi lunged up from his spot on the floor to pin Suga down and start tickling him right back. “You’re a dork, you know that?”
Suga laughed and squirmed. “B-Buhuhuhuhuhut you hahahahahahang out with mehehehehe anyway!”
“Yeah.” The brunette grinned. “Yeah, I do.” He found the setter’s navel and dipped his finger inside, grinning even more when Suga’s hyena laugh exploded out of him. “Thanks for the help, dork.”
“ANYTIHIHIHIHIHIHIME!!”
You're the Coolest (Haikyuu!!)
Primary Universe
@happyandticklish We're going back in time again! Consider this a bit of backstory for the events of "Burn Some Calories." I personally really love this one; there's not enough ticklish Noya in the world and he's so dang cute! Thanks so much for the fun prompt! Enjoy! ^^
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This little first-year was at once making him look really bad and pushing him to do even better.
From the moment he’d introduced himself, Yuu Nishinoya had taken the court by storm. The kid was a natural libero, able to receive and defend better than anyone Asahi had ever known before. His bright smile and outgoing personality lit up the gym, making practice both more fun and more intense as everyone strove to do better, inspired by his energy.
Asahi admired him greatly for that. He, too, promised to work harder and improve in all areas so he could be worthy of sharing the court with Noya. As time went on, though, he found that it didn’t seem to matter how hard he worked; the first-year was always several steps ahead of him. While Daichi, Suga, and the others began to serve better, block better, and spike better, he himself – the ace of the team – remained steadfast in doing just as well as he always had. Sure, every practice was helping him improve, but only marginally compared to his teammates. Noya was always smiling and encouraging, but Asahi felt more and more like he was being left behind, and the weight was crushing him.
All of that changed one night after practice.
“All right, guys,” the captain announced, “time to call it a day. First-years, clean up. Second-years, put the gear away.”
Everyone shouted their affirmation and scattered to do as they were told.
Noya came bounding up to him, grinning. “You were great today, Asahi! You’ve been working on your serves, right? I can tell.”
Asahi gave him a tired smile. “You don’t have to do that, Noya.”
“Huh? Do what?”
“Act like I’m making such great progress.” Asahi gripped the ball he was holding before tossing it into the bin nearby. “I’m obviously not.”
“Sure you are.” Noya looked up at him, eyes wide and earnest. “If I’m having to work harder to receive them, that means you’ve been working harder to improve them. It’s logic.”
“That’s more a testament to how amazing you are than anything.”
“You think I’m amazing?”
Asahi looked down at his underclassman, astonished. “Of course I think that. You are amazing, Noya.”
This is how Tiffany Haddish ended her standup special. I’ve never been so happy to be cursed.