grucose

gru's glucose levels

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

[tech--romancer]

Ive had this saved since last year

[grucose]

Yeah. Me too.

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[adulthoodisokay]

this post is from THIS YEAR

[glowzoul]

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

[flavoracle]

Happy one year anniversary little thread

[grucose]

Two years since this magnificent thread.

[rednines]

[rednines]

[glisteringlord]

[grucose]

Sugar gliding upon ye.

[rupertbbare]

[wizardpotions]

like to slap his bald head. reblog to slap his bald head.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

This is a load bearing skull, do not remove

[the-real-skeletor]

Sandworm fishing with the Fremen

[grucose]

Sandworm simping with the Fremen.

[mmilhouse]

as a gamer i refuse to drink anything unless its in my sippy mug

[aquagrunt]

​finally something we gamers can drink out of

[vhaufniensis]

oh thank god… im so thirsty……

[grucose]

This is like how baby cups have two handles to hold on the bottle.

[skyecandi-deactivated20180917]

[theawfuledges]

okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

[fayestra]

girls night

[grucose]

Crawlin' my way downtown!

[belgianpaintings]

Jean Delville (1867-1953) - La justice d’autrefois, 1907-1914 Mine de plomb sur papier

Dessin préparatoire du panneau décorant la salle de la Cour d’Assises du Palais de Justice de Bruxelles

[grucose]

Shame to see cock and balls erasure.

[recentgooglesearches]

sex mcdonalds destroyed

[neyhaz]

[the-real-skeletor]

[Image Description: The Master from Dr Who is crying over sex mcdonald’s being destroyed]

[grucose]

Me too, The Master from Dr Who is crying over sex mcdonald's being destroyed. Me too.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

most disgusting part of Tumblr Culture is the kid who love to sag their pirt. not only to sag the jam lid, but to pirt it up. what a waste.

[zagreus]

what language is this

[alephnull47]

english

[alephnull47]

but in 3018

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen, the year 2018. you are living in the year 2018. and in centuries and centuries, who tid what to rilt or jilt around, so you better appreciate it for what you have. lot of people would stic or joiler to have what you did.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

listen to me

[alephnull47]

dude what the fuck

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

aaauuuuuuuu auu auu auuuuu…

[grucose]

Bont dort ber burt bru. Pote toet chuppa paloosa.

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[christopher-bryant]

fixed it

[grucose]

Get rawed garlic.

[grucose]

Ok wait, that came out wrong.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[commonstarguy]

[dyrkz]

[lemondr0pz]

[conscious-naivete]

[maoist-mizer]

A story in four parts

[little-bullheaded-shit]

[post-store]

$34.99

[trollingisawayoflife]

My cock is so average length bust so thick. So sad to see all these stories 😞

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

That’s great man

[xantenex]

WTF is happening right now

[sirobvious]

>go to Draculas castle

>he has a humidifier

>pour two liter of holy water into it

>leave

[christopher-bryant]

fixed it

[grucose]

Get rawed garlic.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[grucose]

"You gotta get the mozzies"

-Aristotle or something like that.

[strongermonster]

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

[strongermonster]

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

[strongermonster]

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

[strongermonster]

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

[strongermonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strongermonster]

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

[sock-bread]

[grucose]

It needs some metal in my opinion.

[shutyourmoustache]

Her confidence is up to HERE.

[whos-this-lisa-person]

Her face says it all.

[pelicanhypeman]

“Auntie” is retired WNBA player DR. CHANTEL TREMITIERE. For the record.

[grucose]

Well yes but Auntie is also probably the goddess of basketball.