Broken Machine

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[mattxpike-deactivated20170223]

High-functioning anxiety sounds like…

You’re not good enough. You’re a bad friend. You’re not good at your job. You’re wasting time. You’re a waste of time. Your boyfriend doesn’t love you. You’re so needy. What are you doing with yourself? Why would you say that? What if they hate it? Why can’t you have your shit together? You’re going to get anxious and because you’re going to get anxious, you’re going to mess everything up. You’re a fraud. Just good at faking it. You’re letting everybody down. No one here likes you.

All the while, it appears perfectly calm.

It’s always looking for the next outlet, something to channel the never-ending energy. Writing. Running. List-making. Mindless tasks (whatever keeps you busy). Doing jumping jacks in the kitchen. Dancing in the living room, pretending it’s for fun, when really it’s a choreographed routine of desperation, trying to tire out the thoughts stuck in your head.

[skarchomp]

the Komodo Dragon is the biggest, strongest, most dangerous apex predator that is physically incapable of looking at all threatening

[skarchomp]

i could conceivably be torn to pieces and eaten alive by these things and my last words would be “lmao” 

[skarchomp]

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size using deadly bacteria that grows on my fangs

[serpentking456]

The “septic bacteria” thing is a myth. Komodo Dragons have venom glands, but they don’t even play a very big role in bringing down their prey, as studies show they hunt in a manner that’s actually very similar to tigers and other mammalian predators (as described in this fantastic Imgur post http://imgur.com/gallery/RUeB9 ).

[tharook]

me on my way to bring down an elk twice my size in a manner that’s very similar to tigers and other mammalian predators

[mangacartaholygrail]

*refuses to look at texts* I love conversation and communication

[lets-kill-this-clown]

Peak comedy was Richie and Eddie arguing over the coin melting. And then mike threw in the rock and it got worse.

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

me: my wife just gave birth someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

[amygdalae]

shout out to my fellow sexy bitches with adhd who use way more words than they really need to literally any time they write or type anything because their point has to come across 100% like they imagined it

[somebody600]

Yo anybody got that edit from Enter The Florpus where instead of "Phase Two" behind zim,someone edited it to say "hoes mad"

[somebody600]

Oh my god I found it

[mccoppinscrapyard]

#what i really like about Helga are her proportions 

#she’s thin but muscular and has some curves

#but she’s also tall which is unusual for an animated woman 

#and her eyes don’t take up half her face 

#and she has broad shoulders which i like

Thank you, creators of Atlantis.

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

Helga deserved more

[mysterioustrumpet]

me, age 6, watching atlantis for the first time

[cheese24k]

[clambistro-deactivated20161211]

Ahh, it’s back

[julierthanyou]

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

[party-wok]

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

[bestrooftalkever]

YEAUGH

[hellomynameisscreams-deactivate]

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

[1st-1]

Saying there are no aliens in the universe is like scooping a cup of water out of the ocean and saying there are no fish.

[asillyandrandomname]

[rednightmare18]

modding skyrim be like

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

[fierzz]

[amanitaphalloides-deactivated20]

the internet has ruined me honestly i’m numb to everything. it could be the end of the world and i’d be like “tag urself i’m the acid rain”

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

how do people have consistent fun at parties . like don’t they get hit with periodic waves of debilitating melancholy and subsequently need to sit outside and think abt how they’re going 2 die alone . or is that just me and the guy from the National

[cryogenic-cryptic]

Enter The Florpus is on netflix as of today!!!!!!

AH!! :DDDD