get lost with me...

new to this, so join me for a gander, and if your experienced, why not guide me through the maze so that i may not need to suffer as you did, and i shall do the same for those who come after me.

[crypt-idkeeper]

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Vampires SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Shelby Grace | Shubble & Jack | Pyroscythe, Jack | Pyroscythe & ZombieCleo, Pearl | PearlescentMoon/ZombieCleo, Shelby Grace | Shubble & Scott Major | Smajor1995, Shelby Grace | Shubble & InfiniteDrift, Jack | Pyroscythe & Scott Major | Smajor1995 Characters: Shelby Grace | Shubble, Jack | Pyroscythe, ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF), Pearl | PearlescentMoon, InfiniteDrift (Video Blogging RPF), Scott Major | Smajor1995, AbolishRegret (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Minor Character Death, Jack | Pyroscythe-centric, Shelby Grace | Shubble-centric, Violence, Gore, Injury, Isolation, Insanity, Desperation, Starvation, beating your friend half to death in the bottom of a crypt, trapped in a coffin, Mentioned AvidMC (Video Blogging RPF), Mentioned Owen | OwengeJuiceTV (Video Blogging RPF), Mentioned Legundo (Video Blogging RPF), Author Has No Idea How To Tag, dead dove do not eat, Dead animals, rats i guess, autocannibalism, how is that not a tag?, Attempted Assisted Suicide, beats Pyro Summary:

what if Shelby didn’t kill Pyro, what if Pyro wanted her too.

when torn between getting revenge and keeping a brother alive Shelby makes a brash decision to keep Pyro trapped in Oakhurst until they are ready to make a real decisions on his fate, but when did killing them become a mercy? when did he become something far worse in isolation. something cold, angry, and hungry.

inspired by this lovely piece on Tumblr https://www.tumblr.com/marsuro/804452910852407296/pyro-lives-au-where-he-becomes-an-actual-beast-in?source=share

[crypt-idkeeper]

Chapter 2 is up people!

[hn-undercover-9503]

hey so I'm watching the vampires talkshow from yesterday with pyro shelby and abolish and UMMMM V!PYRO SUICIDE CONFIRMATION???? PYRO LITERALLY SAID HE WAS TRYING TO DIE. IM. GOD I LOVE BEING RIGHT AND CORRECT.

[slowpokegamer]

*looking at myself in the mirror*

Fanfiction is supposed to be cringy. You're allowed to write bad. You're allowed to be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be self indulgent. You're allowed to be cringe. Let yourself be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be fun. Stop putting arbitrary rules on yourself and be free.

[crypt-idkeeper]

Chapters: 1/3 Fandom: Vampires SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Shelby Grace | Shubble & Jack | Pyroscythe, Jack | Pyroscythe & ZombieCleo, Pearl | PearlescentMoon/ZombieCleo, Shelby Grace | Shubble & Scott Major | Smajor1995, Shelby Grace | Shubble & InfiniteDrift, Jack | Pyroscythe & Scott Major | Smajor1995 Characters: Shelby Grace | Shubble, Jack | Pyroscythe, ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF), Pearl | PearlescentMoon, InfiniteDrift (Video Blogging RPF), Scott Major | Smajor1995, AbolishRegret (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Minor Character Death, Jack | Pyroscythe-centric, Shelby Grace | Shubble-centric, Violence, Gore, Injury, Isolation, Insanity, Desperation, Starvation, beating your friend half to death in the bottom of a crypt, trapped in a coffin, Mentioned AvidMC (Video Blogging RPF), Mentioned Owen | OwengeJuiceTV (Video Blogging RPF), Mentioned Legundo (Video Blogging RPF), Author Has No Idea How To Tag, dead dove do not eat, Dead animals, rats i guess, autocannibalism, how is that not a tag?, Attempted Assisted Suicide, beats Pyro Summary:

what if Shelby didn't kill Pyro, what if Pyro wanted her too.

when torn between getting revenge and keeping a brother alive Shelby makes a brash decision to keep Pyro trapped in Oakhurst until they are ready to make a real decisions on his fate, but when did killing them become a mercy? when did he become something far worse in isolation. something cold, angry, and hungry.

inspired by this lovely piece on Tumblr https://www.tumblr.com/marsuro/804452910852407296/pyro-lives-au-where-he-becomes-an-actual-beast-in?source=share

[crypt-idkeeper]

Just finished drafting a oneshot sort of fic inspired by some art by @marsuro, primarily the concept of beastly pryo.

So far it’s more so the origin of beast pyro than anything else, but I’m hopping to make a second chapter many years into the future where he actually is a beastly vampire.

I’m probably gonna post it in like a week or two at most after some editing!

Maybe tomorrow… we’ll see how I feel.

[crypt-idkeeper]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82315901

IT IS UP!!

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

[owlistic]

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

[deathdaydreamm]

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

[gabriellegibby]

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

[lemememeringue]

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

[loopityboop-deactivated20221117]

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

[lilyrosegold]

Dad: no daughter of mine is going to cook!

Remmy: actually dad I’m a boy

Dad: thank you for telling me I support you

Dad: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO COOK!

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Asarum maculatum voucher NIBRVP0000640516, 2006.4.1. chloroplast, complete genome Common name: Siebold’s Wild Ginger

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[grimmbunny24-deactivated2026052]

Thinking about how Shelby’s only frame of reference for family life was fiction, which doesn’t necessarily translate into reality.

Of course she fell into her found family fantasy. She was desperately lonely, having no friends, a missing father, and a mother who rejected her. Had her faux family been born within the town, she would’ve stuck with them no matter what. It just so happened that the people who accepted her the most bluntly and the quickest were the vampires.

Sure, she befriended Drift and Avid. But Scott’s the one who said “I like you.” Scott’s the one who “wanted” to be her roommate. Scott’s the one who fits into the father archetype with the most ease; he’s the head of the family, he loves his daughter, when Shelby and Pyro lie to him he’s “disappointed” (as if he’s “not mad, just disappointed”.)

He was everything she wanted, whether she knew it or not. The adoptive father who loves his child. The very thing she lost. It was all molded to fill a void that had been taking space inside her for far too long. Affection is addicting when you’re starved for it.

Shelby didn’t see that Scott wasn’t kind, he just liked her.

[vicprobably]

Shelby saying "it's kind of fun that his (Pyro's) character had a lot of motifs with water, and mine had a lot of motifs with fire," during their VSMP director's cut stream was SO interesting, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since... one experienced his most terrible moments in water, thrown into the deep end and fighting to stay afloat, eventually drowning in darkness. the other faced the furious cruelty of humanity in trial by fire, first in the raid on the castle, all the way until the end when a pyre was built around her. vShelby was fire, bright and warm and passionate, and vPyro was water, deep and dark and ever-flowing. they were the sun and moon, night and day, two sides of the same coin.

[crypt-idkeeper]

Just finished drafting a oneshot sort of fic inspired by some art by @marsuro, primarily the concept of beastly pryo.

So far it’s more so the origin of beast pyro than anything else, but I’m hopping to make a second chapter many years into the future where he actually is a beastly vampire.

I’m probably gonna post it in like a week or two at most after some editing!

Maybe tomorrow… we’ll see how I feel.

[theforsakenprince]

watching a new vsmp pov is great until I have to be reminded of how excited pyro was at the beginning and then I just get sad

[vampiresdontsleep]

[autismfox]

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

[thenyanguardparty]

[rebar2042]

You work with Markiplier and he is a great motivator

[crypt-idkeeper]

To Become the Night

FIRST CHAPTER IS OUT!

I actually had so much fun writing this and I think it's a good study for how to write these sorts of emotions and scenes :3

for those unaware this fic is a rewrite of every turning scene in Vampires SMP in order, and i can't wait to start working on the next chapter.

To Become the Night (3465 words) by crypt_idkeeper Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Vampires SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Relationships: Scott Major | Smajor1995 & Owen | OwengeJuiceTV, Jack | Pyroscythe & Scott Major | Smajor1995, Jack | Pyroscythe & Owen | OwengeJuiceTV Characters: Scott Major | Smajor1995, Jack | Pyroscythe, Owen | OwengeJuiceTV (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Violence, depictions of blood, Fear of Death, referenced trafficking (not included in fic), similarly insinuation of potential rape, Other Ships Not Mentioned in Tags, just Pyro being paranoid and not understanding what Owen and Scott are talking about, "dibs on you" type shit, Canon Compliant, almost word for word dialogue, Canon Rewrite, aspects of majorscythe that could be read as platonic or romantic, really just Pyro experiencing fawn and freeze, also how could i not write at least one of these vampiric turnings as being a little erotic, Drowning, Blood Drinking, Biting, Vampires being to stealthy and fast for humans to notice them, character death as in vampiric turnings, Vampires smp - Freeform Summary: This will be a collection rewriting ever vampiric turning scene in Vampires SMP from the perspectives of the turned. This will be bloody, and violent, and with a hint of implied erotic undertones for curtain scenes, primarily Pyro's and maybe cause I hate myself, Leg's as well. I hope you enjoy. Please note that this will include two primary vampire logistics head canons. firstly, Vampirism can only be spread through blood consumption or blood canting the blood stream, basically ,earning a vampire has to bleed on a wound or be drunk from in order to infect someone, it is a blood decease. secondly, Vampires have venom, nothing deadly, just that or sedative or narcotic capabilities, to make the victim drowsy so they can drink without fuss.

so go read it, V!Pyro is experiencing the horrors over here!!

[crypt-idkeeper]

NEW CHAPTER Y'ALL!! finally had the time to finish Shelby's turning, don't expect Apo's for a while, though i'm certainly excited to write her turning.

[rosavaya]

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

[anarchistmemedistro]

[mentalhealthmemesofficial]

[notthegrouch]

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” 

- Vincent van Gogh

[thegremlininyourcloset]

Shelby’s pov is just. It’s sooooo eerie to me. Like. The humans say they want to help you. They are afraid. The man who fears vampires more than anyone offers you his blood.

You don’t trust it.

He burns your house down.

The men who murdered you are your family. They feed you. They teach how to be what you are now.

They keep talking about you like you’re food. You make a room in a crypt. You suggest making a chandelier. Your murderer sire lifeline brother friend family tells you he doesn’t trust the others.

One of them tells you they wouldn’t keep you in a cage.

You don’t wonder if they’d let you unlock the door.

[crypt-idkeeper]

I’m surprised I haven’t seen many people compare how V!Avid was behaving towards V!Pyro to cheslaw. (no idea if I spelt that right)

I need to people to compare them, my lord, also I’m like 90% V!Pyro calling V!Avid a liability mimics what V!Avid was saying about V!Pyro.

[vicprobably]

I've been thinking about v!Pyro (fork found in kitchen) and I realized that by the end of the Vampires SMP, the only person who knows what Scott did to Pyro is... well... Scott.

several of the humans heard Pyro's breakdown about how "he's always listening, he's always there", including Martyn, Ren, and Legs. Pyro also issued a warning to Avid in Episode 6, saying "make the right choice... it goes so much quicker". even Owen heard Pyro say that "sire's already disciplined me" about seeking the cure. but those people are all dead by the end of the story, unable to communicate the full extent of Scott's manipulation.

as for the living? by the time Pyro got to Shelby, they'd already accepted their fate, and his statement to Shelby about the cure is calmer, simply saying "he knows.. be careful." and even if Pyro had given Shelby a more intense warning, why should she believe him? Scott's her friend and roommate, and he'd been nothing but kind and forgiving when she'd made mistakes.

Apo also knew some of what happened to Pyro, having had that short discussion with them in the woods. she was one of the only ones who knew that Pyro had no memory of his own intense, traumatic turning. but she never got the full picture, because they never fully reconciled.

which leaves just Scott himself. only he remembers the threats - "assume I'm always there, because most of the time I probably am" and the blame - "you were just stupid enough to go out into the woods in the middle of the night with someone... that was natural selection... I was actually helping you". Scott's the only one who knows that Pyro was forced away from the cure, which was the catalyst to his violent end. from what cc!Scott has said about his character, he comes to realize his wrongs in that eventually... but by then, it's far, far too late.