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adastrabbit

fucking the everything bagel for everything

eategg24

everything? including war?

adastrabbit

fucking the war bagel for war

toskarin

Is an americano real coffee?

let me stop you right there. the last coffee plant died in 1989

toskarin

do you not realise they come from the same plant

thememedaddy

lieutenant-sarcastic

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

fandomsandfeminism

I...I'm not sure I can explain why this hit me so hard but.

Yuri Gagarin was the first human to Orbit the Earth in 1961. In 1967, the Soyuz 1 crashed on reentry, killing cosmonaut Vladamir Komarov, when the parachute lines tangled. Gagarin had been the back up pilot, and was banned from future space flight after since the USSR didn't want their national hero to also die in a fiery crash.

Less than a year later, he died in a plane crash. (A test flight for a new fighter jet.)

A year after that, the Apollo 11 astronauts set foot on the moon.

They brought with them a little satchel to leave as a memorial. In it were medals to honor Gagarin and Koramov, along with patches for Apollo 1 and the three astronauts who died on that mission.

And something about that just...

fandomsandfeminism

Buzz Aldrin talking about leaving the memorials (He almost forgot to leave them! 🤣🤣🤣)

fandomsandfeminism

Happy Moon Landing Day!

herowyn

5 0 Y E A R S A G O

closetocanada

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

dark-fri3ren

laterkiss

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

approximateknowledge

ok so in honour of moon day:

do you think people in the gimel megalopolis ever look up at the night sky and think about the fact that nobody has ever set foot on the moon in their current universe?

like the night sky looks identical to the one in bet, but there's no footprints on the surface of that moon, no bleached flag, no mirror

it must haunt them on some level, right?

artbyblastweave

Kirin white pops up and back with a flag to make everyone feel better but they’re all like, that doesn’t count. That wasn’t the same. That was the gas-station food of moon landings

lunarlagomorph

Unhelpful sakura monday

bitchautism

WE NEED THIS VERSION OF FROZEN

bitchautism

sairenji

armengoldira

theonion

Dazed while trying to piece together the series of bizarre yet deeply vivid images, the entire nation reportedly awoke Monday from a strange dream in which it had been watching soccer. “I wasn’t just willingly viewing it, I actually cared who won, and I was tuning in right here in the United States instead of watching it in Europe or someplace like that,” said 27-year-old Philadelphia resident Erika Sloan, one of the 340 million bewildered Americans who were kneading their foreheads in an attempt to recall the almost lifelike scenes in which they knew when Cape Verde was playing and had an opinion on whether a player was offside.

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alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)