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Hi I'm: crypticmaniac
I'm currently 16
I'm enby with he/they pronouns
And I have a lot of out of context thoughts that I feel the need to shove into the ether
.........
Yeah that about covers it
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@crypticmaniac
I need to make some sort of intro post don't I?
Hi I'm: crypticmaniac
I'm currently 16
I'm enby with he/they pronouns
And I have a lot of out of context thoughts that I feel the need to shove into the ether
.........
Yeah that about covers it
We are not angry enough.
Me, looking at my irl friends: I need to get at least one of you horribly invested in the gay vampire show
Text reminders for GP appointments: hey, remember to come to your appointment tomorrow, thank you!
Text reminders for hospital appointments:
At exactly 1 pm next Wednesday you have an appointment, you are a burden and if you don't show up you are a filthy freeloader and will be ritualistically sacrificed to the CEO for wasting £160 of the NHS' money.
disliking armand this pride month gets you immediately blocked. and im putting your name in a jar to shake when im angry.
"What happens during uncontrolled nuclear fusion?"
Me, remembering a similar question a friend went over that morning: kaboom
roadtrip to all the places referred to as “the worst city/village in the UK” so I can compare them to the southeastern US
are we talking crime, broke, or ugly
criteria:
boringness factor
aesthetic value of the city itself
how friendly and/or interesting the inhabitants are
(visual assessment of the) general standard of living
vibes
I believe Milton Keynes is generally renowned for being boring and ugly.
Blackpool is a 50/50. Some people think it’s ugly, tacky, dangerous, etc. but other people go like every year #beach. So yk.
if you want unfriendly inhabitants go to London, or just generally the south (there are pockets more countrysidey where people are nice and make eye contact but mostly southern people are head down)
quite a few boroughs in London are like. ‘Rough’. Like poor people, poor standard of living. It’s crazy in central how quickly boroughs can go from postcard London to “I feel like I’m about to get stabbed”
there’s a couple of suggestions! Apparently hull sucks too? I have no America to compare to unfortunately, so if you could give a rough description I can see if anything actually compares!
While I can agree that Milton Keynes is ugly as shit compared to the rest of the UK, it does have Bletchley Park (where the enigma code was solved in WW2) which could compensate for some boringness. And imo the people are quite nice but that depends on who you talk to.
I have a friend who lives in Croydon (part of London) who says that the high street has been nicknamed "stab street" or something similar.
And if you want to see a river full of literal shit, go to Lancaster! (The people there are really nice tho, cause it's the north)
And I think East Anglia has the lowest funding per student for state schools despite what Cambridge Uni has people thinking about the education system there.
Just watched the extended look at the vampire lestat/season 3 of iwtv and have reached two conclusions
1. It will be amazing
2. If my mother every walks in on me watching this, I will die of embarrassment (not my father, he's willingly watched all of GoT)
3. What I thought was a fan made piece of dialogue, is in the show, this is going to be interesting
I am way too used to the fire alarm going off
There's nothing quite like fucking it up on the first question.
I feel like people are unaware that not all cats like catnip. Some cats love it, and some cats stick their noses up at it and are best motivated to play through other methods such as bells, or rolled up balls of paper.
TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??
answer my questions. ok?
1. What the thing you last consumed?
2. When did you go to sleep last night?
3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?
4. Do you ever shut up?
5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.
7. What is your least favourite colour?
@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.
1. A nice apple
2. Crashed at 21:30, but i woke up multiple times during the night
3. 4:10 am and i started doing homework
4. NO
5. ofc i do i have one big teddy, then one small teddy, then my first plushie ever which should be a dragon but looks more like a donkey so we called it "ciucciodrago" (ciuccio is dialect for asino which is donkey) then an autism creature i made, two kitties i made, harethur Lester which i also made and then a hermit crab my mother gifted to me
6. genderfluid and agender you guys rock
7. purple which is ironic since my fav is yellow
Open tagsss
hello i think we chill so i shall reblog..
salami and cracker
11:30? i think?
probably 6:30…
yes… when i am sleepy ….
yuh huh!! i have a big mushroom plushie and an amorphous batman blob that i cuddle
women (basic (im a dyke)) but also! genderqueer!
probablly neon orange….. but i like most colors!
TAGS @clownfish-casino @misty-zzz @choppedliver12 @bellefromhelle (i miss you bro) @cecilsrandomeverything @doveofthejay boom!!!!
Hellooooo
granola bar 🥰
I DON'T KNOW maybe like... 12:45-1:00... I was tired
ooughh like. 9:00 (eight full hours of sleep !!!!! this is so rare for me)
YES ::(
YEAH I have three on my bed rn 🥰 duck (matching with my best friend), corgi Thing (qlsooo from her) and this freaky long cat thing from my other friend, her name is Debby
dunnoo if they have specific names for specific sets of neopronouns but ? neopromouns usersss ooo... I rememeber seeing big long comprehensive lists of neopronouns and thinking they were so epic
y'know the color of those butter or snot flavored jellybeans. ickkyy color and icky candy I do not like
@hauntieannes @entity-system @howardisawkwardlyexisting @jadealaide anndd anyone else I am not great at remebering usernames
Small bag of Famous Amos cookies
Not a DAMN clue
Probably an hour go or less
Sometimes but most of the time absolutely not.
Well there’s: Willoughby the Buffalo, Mimikyu, A white cat with pink wings that @featured-the-creature gave me, a plush dog that looks like and is named after my childhood dog: Stryker, Luffy and two Laboons (one big and one small) that mom crocheted, and a couple of others I can’t remember rn
I quite enjoy the people who looked at gender and said: “No thanks” like Agender, Nonbinary, Voidgender, etc.
Uhhhhh I’m not sure I actually quite like most colours… But if I had to pick then like the colour of cat puke, yk? That dull greenish-yellowish shit.
@thetravelingfrogwizard, @featured-the-creature, @ramdomassaccountname, @blinddetective, @churchedcannibal, @urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman + the ones who scroll now past this post (open tags)
1. A creamsicle i believe
2. Around 1:09 am
3. First 4:23, then around 9-10:00
4. Yes a lot actually
5. Yes! Usually a frog i named Muriel :3
6. Good question i have no idea
7. Anything neon that does NOT need to be neon
@ilikegarlicbread1673 @robination @akirazb @theindescribable1 @ryderthequeerious @queerbookbitch and anyone else :D
ice cream!
2. like 11:00
3. 8:45
4. no, not particularly
5. yes, obviously. I sleep with a dinosaur also named muriel
6. people with xenogenders are cool. though being agender is also a vibe
7. beige
open tags
last ate french toast
went to sleep at 3:30 am
woke up at 9:30am
it varies
yes many
honestly cloudgender and colourgender. But the thing is im genderfluid so sometimes those are mine. There are no genders that are not occasionally mine.
orange. I quite emphatically dislike orange
@myphycopharmacologist @ink-stained-ambition @hyyl18 + open tags!
A Mexican pizza from taco bell…don’t judge me, I’m broke.
went to sleep at 2:00 am.
woke up at 12:00 (again, don’t judge m…
Yeah, decently often, actually.
Yeah, I still have most of my childhood stuffed animals.
Um? Is this something I’m supposed to know? Is this something people think about? Do people have a favorite gender that isn’t their own? Huh… well, I like being a woman (y’know, apart from the oppression and misogyny) and generally think women are pretty cool. And nonbinary and agender seem pretty cool. I’m pretty androgynous myself so I can vibe with people who looked at gender and said ‘nah’ (of course nb and agender people can look very binary, but I just mean I vibe with that aspect of it).
I really tend to dislike blue. But it’s, like, everyone I know’s favorite color. I don’t care for it. I think it’s mediocre.
@foresttenrec @obsessivebookwormalert
thsnks for the tag <3
Lemongrass cooler with chia seeds (my loveeeee) (no I'm not fancy I'm at my grandparents place and they have some lemongrass growing in the balcony)
Uhmmmmmmmmmm. Well not /that/ late maybe 1230??? I dunno i didnt check latest 1
Ehh again not sure before 9 tho (just a bit, maybe 830)
I don't speak at all :P
Not really (using pillows like stuffed animals doesn't count right)
No particular opinion i dunno anyone who's enby or fluid or agender etc. irl and both the guys and girls at my school are assholes so eh
Tough I dunno maybe like /that/ really annoying shade of pink??
Open
hhhhh ok
some rice with tamarind... juice? idk what you call it in angrish but its sour
past 11 pm (dw i napped for a good few hours before nighttime)
around 5:45 am methinks
hell no °v°
no but i still have my favorite teddy and i like them ^-^
easily non-binary. plus anyone who uses xenopronouns or similar. shout out to y'all keep up the good work /gen /vpos
uhhh idk what prev said ig fuschia or whatever that obnoxious shade of pink is
@asmollestgremlin @thecrisisnight @1m1nt00m4nyf4nd0msl0l @lightsabersandbluecookies @starrbatz @confusedfroggirl @i-could-do-stuff2 @justb0tsent1ent @armiaochima @catastrophiccblues @thedogbard @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @inthehousethatalwaysrains @obsess-over-ink-on-dead-trees + open tags
1. What the thing you last consumed?
2. When did you go to sleep last night?
3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?
4. Do you ever shut up?
5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.
7. What is your least favourite colour?'
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1. Sandwich, 10 secs ago
2. 23:30 (11:30 pm)
3. 6:30 am
4. Yes but not willingly
5.YESSS I love my stuffiess
6. umm either genderfluid or genderflux
7. Well it's more of a shade, so I really dislike like a specific shade of green
npt: @wallyblack1925-offical @coneheadobviously @harrrrrittebighare @wesperssecretchild @chasetheinsomniac @namehoardingcreature @lightsabersandbluecookies @krow-offical @cool-comics-offical @frankierosfoottattoos @golden-corral-offical @hamilltonaddict @poseyismycat @hunger-offical @the-aricher @printer-reads-505 @justt-gia @moonlight-lunna @do-not-u-dare
Oooh
1. Brownie
2. Somewhere between 12am and 12:30am
3. 8:30am
4. Sometimes
5. Yes! I still sleep with my teddy Ted
6. I love them all
7. Orange. Specifically extremely bright orange.
@printer-reads-505 @around-the-venom @vanished159 +open tags
tysm for the tag!!!!!
I just ate a strawberry pancake
I think around 1:30 am
9:00 am
I usually don’t talk much so yeah
Absolutely, I have about four on my bed
All of them <3
Dark orange or dark yellow
no pressure tags: @byleriskillingme @halflitpages @dramatic1nlyf @phantomfandoms491 @gracious-midnight @sam-the-man47 @makoiloi @imogen5676 @ieatstarsanddirt + open tags!!!!!
thanks for the tag <3
a cheese quesadilla for lunch
oh god, like 3:45 a.m?
9:30ish
i’m a pretty quiet person so yes actually
i have my djungleskog on my bed right now
all of them 💕
like dark brown-yellow? ugh, that’s the only one.
🏷️: @flickergatechild @r5kittykat @zombiegrains + open tags because i’m too lazy to do this right now
thanks for the tag :)
1. half a sandwich that i cut in triangles
2. about midnight because my internet went out so there was no point in staying up late
3. 6:30 because i had shit to do today 😫😫
4. i mean yeah, sometimes i wake up and think “yeah this is not a good talking day” and i just don’t speak until i wake up the next morning. i dont really know what’s up with that but fuck it we ball
5. not while i sleep but during the day i have a stuffed opossum and a stuffed rat that sit on my bed
6. allllll 💜equality💜
7. i heart color :)))))) i am painting my room a disgusting shade of green and i love it so:))))
@rubytulips @thatonedampjofan @pewe7777 @puppydogmike @kaulquappenkrok @dontmentionitseriouslyy @dawnleafofriver @dorito-girl-sock @sweetcreatureeternal @athenaimnotokayipromise @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @bylerbean @byebyebea @blu33-velvet @chocolateandfictionaddiction @charliexxpoggers @ziggykatzexual @ziggythewize + anyone else
thank you for the tag!!!
scrambled eggs wrapped in bacon yum yum :)
like 10:30 cuz i had a final today ughhh
9:30 👀
NEVER. Until i do and then i don't speak for hours
Does this thing count?
6. I think all the genders are pretty awesome tbh 7. In my opinion, each color has its merit and is only ugly or beautiful based on its surroundings and the way it's used. But also I hate chartreuse
Some no pressure tags! @wheresmysally @0nlybitt3r4may @lilyhunter1234 @secretlifeofsombr @teacup-thoughts @dreamyysouls @lilyyyyy08 @babybyers08132 @hanwritesthings @notthesharpesttoolxo @jokertrap-ran @voidreynolds @geminizmoonz @mythicstargirl @loveloveloveldr @pissylivvie @fallenangelkay
omg tysm for tagging me!
1. A blue raspberry Airhead.
2. 11 pm
3. 7:00 AM
4. No and i love that for me
5. Not usually, but i'll break one out on a particularly scary night if I feel like it.
6. I don't have a favorite (yet)—they're all pretty neat.
7. I hate not answering the question but I genuinely don't have a least fav I think they can all be so beautiful I'm so sorry 😭
no pressure tags: @siriuslystardust17 @starkswiftt
Yay thanks for tagging me!
1. Currently eating granola so yeah that
2. Like 11.30pm
3. 10am
4. I never shut up when I’m with my friends or family but if I’m in a big group of ppl I don’t know too well I never speak
5. Loud and proud! My falling apart jellycat I’ve had since I was born
6. Never really considered a favourite tbh they’re all great
7. I love all colours there’s just some shades I prefer over others
No pressure tags: @disassociated24 @polkaadotz
Thanks for the tag, dude!
Cocoa Puffs, aka the best cereal.
Around 10.
5:45.
Nah not really.
Yeah! I have two that are always on my bed.
I like androgyny. It's fun.
Vomit green. I have emetophobia so that's probably why.
No pressure tags: @amberwaaves @cheeseat3am @gh0skie @jitterfidget @korkyofesher @la-confrontation @nummymuffincoocolbutter @party-on-duuuudes @physicalgrafiti @ria-coolgirl @starryknight63 @siriuslystardust17 @sparrow-the-jester @veethevoyd @wik-pf-archivist @wizard-jimmy @zephyyyrr @37-rats-in-a-trenchcoat
Also whomever the fuck wants to
waow i hath been summoned
one (1) oreo
~12:30
5:30
i don't actually talk much in the first place
my Golbo plushie <3
agender because i think the flag looks nice
orange
open tags because im too lazy to remember any of my moots
1. What the thing you last consumed?
chocolate wafers my friend didn’t want
2. When did you go to sleep last night
like 11
3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?
like 6:02
4. Do you ever shut up?
no
5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?
i genuinely sleep hugging a blahaj every night and have been for like 2 years
6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.
women
7. What is your least favourite colour?
yellow-green
i genuinely never use tumblr so reblog if you care enough i guess
1. Jacket potato with chilli
2. Like 1:30 am
3. 6:47 am
4. Yes unfortunately
5. No
6. Women
7. Orange
My physics teacher: I think you're gonna get a 9!
Me: I think you're delusional.
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
"it's just anxiety" let's ignore the blatant dismissal of my chronic illness and address the fact that even if it's "just" anxiety, if my anxiety is bad enough for me to be getting physical symptoms severe enough to miss GCSE exams over, then maybe you need to refer me to a fucking therapist.
Happy pride month to my favorite gays
If the third season of iwtv isn't on BBC iPlayer or Netflix when it comes out on Sunday, I will experience some sort of mental breakdown.
Just found out that my back up plan of an amc+ free trial and a binge watch, won't work because amc+ of not being available in the UK.
Imagine going on a movie date with a girl and she shows up to the movie theatre with a big huge fuckoff suspiciously large purse so you assume she’s maybe sneaking in snacks but the movie starts and you look over and she’s in the middle of a knitting project. She gets up halfway through the film to use the bathroom and accidentally knocks over her bag and balls of yarn go rolling down the aisle in the empty movie theatre like tumbleweeds and you have to go running after them. I think I’d marry her.