it’s almost 5am and there’s a bat loose in the faculty building

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occasionally subtle

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if i look back, i am lost
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it’s almost 5am and there’s a bat loose in the faculty building
The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this.
did you google how to take a screen shot
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
last night i went to a queer club wearing a t-shirt and left with a tank top, i ripped the arms off at the bathroom, truly one of my butchest moments
I think we should have increasingly stupid reasons for Rumi’s Big Secret to get revealed. I’ll go first;
Rumi is looking through Zoey’s phone for song lyrics only to see a random note that only says ‘Rumi = Demon? Road to acceptance???’ And spends a week freaking out that she’s been caught then tearfully confesses to Mira and Zoey both.
And Zoey never tells her that the note is from a brain storming session for her Huntrix fanfiction.
Since there was a new piece of lore that Mira had dropped out of med school to pursue demon hunting, the question eventually came up: how did the girls even find out?
It happened during the very first demon haunting spree season. Rumi and Zoey got hurt badly like Really badly. The two of them were stalling for time so Mira could get Gok Do working. By the time Mira finally managed to summon and activate her weapon, both girls were already down, bleeding, and barely conscious.
Mira didn’t hesitate for even a second, She rushed straight to them, immediately checking for broken bones, vital signs, and possible internal injuries. Her hands moved fast, almost frighteningly precise, as she started chest compressions on Zoey before digging through the med kit abandoned in the corner.She stopped the bleeding first Then stabilized them both, Only after making sure they weren’t dying did she finally call an ambulance.
When Rumi and Zoey woke up later in the hospital, their first instinct wasn’t even about themselves.
“Where’s Mira?” “Is she okay?” “Did we buy her enough time?”
A nurse walked into the room before either of them could panic further: “You two are so lucky. you can probably be discharged in two days, but for now you’re on bed rest and under observation.”
Rumi sighed in relief while Zoey nodded quickly then they ask: “Um… is Mira okay? She has long reddish-pink hair, blue eyes, tall, slim…”
The nurse blinked, then nodded:“Oh right Mira! Yeah yeah She’s fine. She’s actually the one who saved you girls from dying, I am surprised she still remember those stuff.”
Zoey slowly tilted her head:“Wait… you knew her?”
The Nurse: “Well, yeah....Mira and I went to the same med school years ago, She dropped out halfway through the year to pursue Huntrix instead.”
The nurse shrugged with a grin:“Honestly, good for her. At least her income is double what we make in a year.”
With that, the nurse waved goodbye and left the room. Leaving Rumi and Zoey absolutely stunned.
A little while later, Mira entered the room carrying a bag stuffed with snacks, drinks, and a change of clothes and talk softly: “Hi, You girls okay?”
Rumi and Zoey stared at her:“YOU WENT TO MED SCHOOL AND DROPPED OUT!?”
Mira froze mid-step:“…Umh, how did you know that?"
Zoey pointed dramatically toward the door: "The nurse told us!”
Mira slowly lowered her head into her hand: “…Misha...MISHA!!!!!”
we're having some very important discussions here
yesterday i was dressed as a wizard selling illegal stickers
today im shitfaced drunk yapping about mythology
truly the peak of my existence
today i went to my room,
started lowering my pants in order to change to my pyjamas,
made eye contact with a huge ass spider,
froze with fear,
managed to snap out,
pulled my fucking pants back up
and screamed for help
how are y’all’s day been
the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts
I love environmental storytelling
Its fucking hieroglyphs with you people
I saw the most incredible dog at the farmer's market.
Please everyone guess what this dog's pedigree is. (My guess was incorrect)
This was my guess as well. It is something else.
Congratulations to you!
This is a Dachshund / Samoyed
Yes it was an accidental litter
"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that
Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable
Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
goes hard ngl
Consider:
i am a proud butt pirate; reblog if you are a proud butt pirate
i am a proud butt
pirate; reblog if you are
a proud butt pirate
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake
oh! here you go
YOOOO
that one art trend
it should be socially acceptable to wear whatever type of clothes you want anywhere and i am not kidding
dress is an indicator of status that poor people, people of color, disabled people, some religious people, and women consistently fail to meet due to social prejudice or barriers to acquiring the appropriate clothing
obviously there are scenarios where specific clothing is required (like PPE at a job site)
but a person coming to an office job in sweatpants doesn't make them less qualified to do their work, it just means they're more comfortable while doing it
"you're required to wear a face shield, an apron/coat, and closed toed shoes in this lab environment for your safety" awesome perfect, i love safety, and i can wear whatever i want under it.
"you're required to wear a suit to present your lab work" i do not become less intelligent wearing non-formal clothing, and this presentation has now become inaccessible to someone who cannot wear appropriate formal dress
I FORGOT FAT PEOPLE IN MY ORIGINAL REBLOG, DONT REBLOG WITHOUT INCLUDING FAT PEOPLE
Everyone say thank you black women
THANK YOU BLACK WOMEN
LOUDER!!