cool, alright

rorie she/her 21 infp professional pain in the ass.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[headspace-hotel]

Finally, some legit cryptid vibes

[backfliips]

[marmastry]

Some guy with Fungal Infection

[wattse]

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

[afieldinengland]

no slogan on a horror movie poster has ever been funnier than the one for asylum (1972)

[afieldinengland]

why mince your words

[featheredcritter]

the dog we just rescued turned out to be an extremely hostile and dangerous shapeshifting alien can’t have shit in Antarctica

[medusa-was-innocent]

Resenting the male gaze but also being obsessed with how you’re perceived by others

Margaret Atwood /// Susan Sontag /// Real Men - Mitski /// Shame is an Ocean I Swim Across - Mary Lambert /// Birds of Prey (2020) /// post by jitterati /// Liquid Smooth - Mitski /// Jennifer’s Body (2009) /// Bravado - Lorde /// Diagnosis - Cynthia Cruz

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

[comfynb]

here's a mashed potato recipe from my homophobic mother that i swore to never share that would pair perfectly!

(6 servings)

-2lbs red potatoes

-1 cup butter (2 sticks)

-1 cup cream cheese (1 pack)

-Chives (optional)

-Salt & Pepper to taste

1. drop those bad boys (potatoes) in a big ol pot. U don't even have to chop them just wash them

2. boil til soft!

3. Drain

4. Mash (usually they're small enough you can use a fork if u don't have one of those squashers) until its a pretty chunky mix

5. add the other stuff. Keep mashing

I like my mashed potato consistancy more lumpy but its all up to you!! Peel the potatoes or keep them on, it literally makes the creamiest fluffiest mashed potatoes which she always served with the nastiest fuckin meatloaf

[tastefullyterrible]

So after spending hours combing through the recipes in the comments of this post I have created a cookbook. Feel free to use it. The link should work for everyone, its the only file on the google drive! I have referenced all of the recipes I used, all of which are from this thread. I made it for myself, but figured after all that work I should probably share. Happy spite cooking! 

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1WjcDfZrPMr0Pw9f5GfEy0aTs2KEx4Pub/view?usp=sharing

[corsolanite]

Kanahei × Pokémon Animated Line Stickers (Part I)

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

They could probably pass the test

[lexiefirefly]

I want to explain something that’s happening on Latin American social media.

There’s a dish called “Rosca de Reyes”, it’s a cake with slices of fruit. Inside of it, they place a small baby shaped figure that represents baby Jesus. This year, in Mexico, people were selling the cake with figures of Baby Yoda instead of the baby Jesus. So, conservative groups are extremely upset about it, and are calling it a direct attack to family values and religion. So now, Baby Yoda is considered a LGBT icon for making furious those conservative, homophobic people.

[theunstablejester]

The LG on LGBT stands for Latine Grogu.

[musdomus]

Viva El Yodito!

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

I’ll always love Ponyo, whether she’s a fish, a human, or in between.

PONYO ON THE CLIFF BY THE SEA (2008)

[amourduloup-deactivated20210512]

this might seem weird, but do you guys have comfort horror movies? mine are the thing, a nightmare on elm street, scream and suspiria

[coolfrogdude]

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

[plausiblyren]

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

[adulthoodisokay]

this post is from THIS YEAR

[glowzoul]

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

[thirteenth-king]

0_________0

Impossible

[averruncusho]

WHAT THE FUCK

[starwarsfilms]

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)

[onyxmoonstone]

[kristina100000]

due to personal reasons i have decided not to pass away but become a cunt instead

[childhoodgrave]

“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth