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Andulka

@theartofmadeline
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Love Begins
Three Goblin Art

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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Origami Around
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Kaledo Art

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Cosmic Funnies

Product Placement
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@cryptidkit
Post dab face
A moon worship ritual.
For scientific study reasons how many bats have you removed from your house. Like the animal, not the wooden thing
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six or more
At least one every year
I never counted. I’m not really much of a math guy
Sat on the couch and screamed while someone else removed the bat
None (I will be surprised if anyone chooses this option)
Do reblog if you answer, I need a large test group. 
I think I don't live in bat county?? I know there are bats in my area but I've never seen one where I live.
Dirty bonga clean human.
by Alexander Zharnikov
he looks like hes casting a spell
Stoat laser
20-75 energy damage
Ap cost: 20
reading trump tweets as azula is sending meeee
fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation
My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again
When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means
My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.
No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.
reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023
I will say, I do think Evangelicals kinda have a point about Catholic idolatry. Like, every Catholic I've ever met is way more into saints and their ancestors than Jesus or God.
Imagine thinking idolatry is bad
THIS POST MADE BY DOG SAINT GANG
LIKE for ST. GUINEFORT
REBLOG to UNDERMINE THE CLERGY
Haley I know you see this you goblin
Yeah Haley quit fucking around
"You know, love doesn't mean "l never want you to change." But I don't think it means "I don't care if you change" either. So I suppose it might mean, "I believe that you'll always be the person I adore." A declaration of faith, perhaps."
– Sayaka Saeki, やがて君になる (Bloom into You), Via "freckled-lili" on Tumblr
"The way to love someone is to lightly run your finger over that person's soul until you find a crack, and then gently pour your love into that crack."
– Keith Miller
You are not paying your workers to do their job with a smile. You are paying your workers not to jump over the counter and strangle the most insufferable people alive. Do you understand
Don't think of it as "$20 an hour for unskilled entry-level work".
Think of it as "$20 an hour for a human being to spend 2,080 hours a year locked in a building with smug, arrogant, entitled bastards who they could- without much effort- drown in a public toilet"
Everyone has within them a level of desperation which could compel them to perform unspeakable acts and for the low low price of a basic living wage plus dental I will hold closed the gates of hell itself and make a cheeseburger with no cheese for order #652
Kung-fu fighting
Source
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The mental shift between realising this is animated.
there are so many things great about this aside from how hardcore this mosh pit is
- the shield that gets launched into the stratosphere as soon as the armies collide - the guy on the left side who somehow manages to do a complete 180 in all of the mayhem and dives out of frame -the guy on the right side who decides not to get involved and runs right past the camera - the final dude who trips in the least natural way possible
Finally CGI has advanced far enough that we have the ending to Monty Python and the Holy Grail that we deserve