Years back, Jay Smooth called this "arrogance in ignorance," something that has stuck with me. I've always thought of it as a particularly American mindset--not just being proud of not understanding a topic, but believing that one's ignorance somehow gives one a leg up on experts. Please, y'all. If you don't know something, then you don't know!
âThere is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there always has been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that âmy ignorance is just as good as your knowledgeâ.â âIsaac Asimov, Newsweek, 21 January 1980
I'm gonna be honest 'cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas' always annoys me a bit because it's a funny post but also No They Weren't. They were an itinerant pastoralist class common in Meiji-era Texas. And indeed the wider western region of post-Risorgimento America
feminist killjoy hours again, what the actual fuck is âweird girl literatureâ and how often do we acquiesce to the latest degrading gendered advertising campaigns
witch hat atelierâs handling of gay representation is arguably just as funny as it is painful because straight out the gate shirahama throws two unmarried men cohabitating and raising multiple children together at you in that special manga way where you can kind of just assume that theyâre not officially together purely because itâs not legal in japan. but then in like chapter 50 she introduces two side characters who stare directly into the camera and tell you that gay marriage is legal in zozah so youâre forced to spend the next entire 30-chapter arc wondering what the HELL qifreyâs problem is. and well. then she tells you
we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist
female characters are always lighter than male characters. strong characters are almost always dark. aggressive characters are almost always dark. peaceful and intelligent characters are almost always light. even amongst darker characters the lightest one is usually either the leader or the girls. dark is evil and light is good.
briefly pursuing a career in animation radicalized me on this. So many stories from the industry about how you have to start with your character design as dark as possible, because INEVITABLY you'll get "notes" from higher-ups asking you to make them lighter.
In a class about making a pitch bible my teacher once role-played as a shitty executive with a classmate, pressing them in intentionally abrasive ways about why they made their characters diverse. He emphasized that we had to learn to defend these things, because the racism in the industry is extremely deliberate.
This lamp might not be worth much more than the metal it was made out of, chrome running hot enough to make Obi the perfect criminal when he tilts its shade, but it casts enough dazzle onto Mr. Colgate Dental Cream to cut Wisteria blue down to a squint. That's enough for it to pay its keep. This month, at least.
âRun it by me again.â The chair gives out a good squeal when he leans, letting sunlight and shadow run their tiger stripes over him. âAmericaâs most recognizable man kicks it from a cough in the heart of his Hollywood homeâ cause corroborated by the county coroner, for what itâs worthâ surrounded by his nearest and dearestâ and about a hundred of this cityâs most expensive camerasâ and now his sonâs waltzed through some no-name dickâs door to tell him thereâs funny business involved.â
Ah, no wonder this mug moves toothpaste; one billboard smile from those pearly whites and Obiâs already ranking mountains by mobility. âNo need to sell yourself short, MisterâŚerâŚâ
âJust Obi.â His own attempt at a winning smile only ekes out a grimace from the Boy Wonder. âNo âmisterâ necessary.â
A little impropriety puts Wisteria out of his element, that sleek magazine shine blurring down to candid-quality as he coughs, one tweed pant leg crossing over the other. A bit of argyle flashes at the ankle, and Obi stifles a snort. Howâs he supposed to grill Americaâs Sweetheart when he waltzes into his office looking like heâs gonna hit the green after lunch? âRight. Obi. Iâd hardly call you a no-name when yours is spoken so highly. Among select circles, of course.â
Clever of him not to mention just which onesâ and Obi knows better than to ask. âMy ego appreciates a good rub down just as much as the next guyâs, Your Highness, but letâs not beat around the bush. Out of all the doors that would open for you in this town, you didnât walk through mine on account of my sterling reputation.â
All that silver screen sheen goes matte, with an attitude to match. âIf Iâd thought youâd bust my chops over some good business, Iâd have taken mine elsewhere."
âCan you blame me?â Itâs not the first time heâs been called in to cross some flatfootâs Tâs and dot his Iâs, but Kain Wisteriaâs death didnât get presided over by a beat cop. No, the fingers smudging the ink on this one belonged to top brass, the kind that not only had a commemorative coffee mug, but the watch, too. âCracking a closed case open always steps on some toes, but thisâ Iâd be shooting them off.â
That sweater vest slumps, fighting spirit leaking more air than a P-47 over the Channel. âSo, you wonât do it?â
âNow, I didnât say that.â His face never got him far when he showed it around LAPD HQ, but getting tossed out at the door would certainly be a new experience. Might even save him some time, too. âIâm saying youâve gotta have more for me to go on than just a hunch.â
Heâs seen broadsheets with more spine that Wisteriaâs got on display, all hunched over his seat like heâs waiting for another bomb to drop. âHow much more?â
âI donât knowâ a suspect? A motive?â These Hollywood types would sing like birds, if only youâd hum them the tune. All Obiâs got to do is find a real toe-tapper. âWalk me through the whole megillah. Papers said Papa Bear died from a rousing bout of pneumonia. Suppose that didnât happen overnight.?â
Certainly hadnât in Saint-Die. Labored breathing had been his lullaby and death rattles his reveille. Strange what a body can get used to when itâs already been through worse. âNo, Father had beenâŚthereâd been a few days of it, before heâŚâ
His Highness swallows, jaw held all high and tight. âItâs justâŚI know he spent some time in the weeds, but heâd gotten through it! He might have still been in bed, but he'd been sitting up, telling Shiraâ his nurse to get him all sorts of things.â
A twinge spikes in his shoulder. âWhat kind of things?â
âOh, I donât know. Pen and paper, for one. Ohâ and the phone, as if anyone would be around at that hour to take his call.â Obi might not be an expert on show biz, but he did know a thing or two about this town. If Kain Wisteria called, you took it, come hell or high water. âShe brought him his coffee too, but I canât say if he drank it. It justâ it felt like with one more night of solid shuteye, and heâd be back on his feet.â
âHappens like that, sometimes. Men his age.â Not that Obi had the run down on the old manâs vitals; unlike the bobbysocks brigade, his survey of the scandal sheets ran more professional than personal. But Kain Wisteriaâs heyday was back before talkies even learned to babble, gracing the silver screen back when it was still silver, making those Wisteria eyes famous before the world even knew they were blue. That alone would get him a senior discount on the early bird special. âFunny, though. I donât even remember hearing he was sick.â
âYou wouldnât have. The studioâŚâ Grief hangs heavy in that little hiccup, and not a little guilt too. Covering up a cough or two was par for the course in this little slice of paradise. Hell, headliners could be on life support, and the studio would still be pumping out press about upcoming projects. âThey didnât want anyone to know. Father didnât want anyone to know.â
âCanât imagine theyâd be in a hurry to alert the fan club.â TIME magazine ran a feature just last month, showing the Wisteria family patriarch rambling across the rugged Hollywood Hills, sleeves rolled up and cap set a jaunty angle, fit as a flea from any angle. âLast thing this town needs is a bunch of broads holding vigil right in front of the Egyptian over a sniffle.â
âI donât mean about a cold,â Junior creaks out, sitting stiffer than his senior did, lying in state. âThere wasnât one.â
Obi blinks. âWanna run that by me again, Your Highness? Howâs a man die of pneumonia when he didnât have anything clogging up the works in the first place?â
âThe Great War,â he says, like thatâs any sort of explanationâ which it is. Studios spent good money to keep lips from flapping about things like thisâ silence may be golden in the theaters, but outside of them, it came cheaper permanent. âMy father was part of the last push past the line during the Argonne offensive, and the Jerries gassed him for his troubles. Spent three months learning how to breathe again in a French field hospital. Never quite recovered, after that.â
Most didnât. Just wheezed themselves into early graves or drank themselves into later ones. âGot to say, thatâs a bit of a surprise. Werenât most of your popâs best flicks after the boys came home?â
Thereâs schoolmarms with stares less stern than the one His Highness turns on him. âIâve always found much to admire in his earlier work.â
âHey now.â Obiâs thumb digs into the meat of his shoulder, working the place like itâs getting overtime. âIâm just saying what people have been around here for years. Thereâs some real gems before the draft shipped all the leading men off to war, but Sunsetâs the one thatââ
âInvented Wisteria blue,â he hums, bored. âApparently, the damage done to his eyes only made them all the more striking. Thatâs why Uncle Carl even thought to try a new tint in the first place.â
Carl Arleon, Wisteriaâs colorist. A genius, by all accounts, even before Technicolor entered the pictures. âGotta say, itâs impressive. Took a hit off that good Yellow Cross and still played Hollywoodâs Heartthrob for a decade. Most Joes that vintage can barely get out of bed in the morning.â
âIt was more manageable when he was younger, Iâm told.â And from the distant look in his own eyes, thatâs all His Highness knows about better days: they happened before he came along. âBut the pain got to him after a while. Thatâs why he took up directing, at first. Itâs the one job on set where youâre allowed to sit down.â
Said like someone who heard it often enough for it to be part of the wallpaper. âCouldnât have told from the pictures. Man looked like he was in the prime of his life.â
âTheyâre all staged, you know.â Thereâs a real snap to those words, a grim sort of pleasure, like the kind older kids get telling younger ones itâs their parents that put the presents under the tree. âAnyone can look like a leading man for ten shots if thereâs a team of people whose job it is to make it happen. These past few years my fatherâs been in bed more often than heâs been out of it. Works for weeks at a time and spends twice as long recovering.â
âIs that what happened this time?â Obi leans forward enough to eke a squeal out of leather and metal. âOld man worked himself until he dropped?
âThatâs what it had seemed like, at least at first. But...I donât know. It was different this time.â Kain Wisteriaâs spare might have taken a few of those shiny little statues home, but thereâs a pain in his eyes even the Academy doesn't hand out awards for. âMy father wasnât known for having a long fuse, but heâd been a firecracker the last few weeks. Snapped at anyone who came close. Maybe the painâŚâ
Thereâs a hitch, a hesitation. A story being scrubbed out before it even makes it to the page. âI donât know. All I know is that when the studio told me I needed to be on location for a shoot, Iâd never been more relieved to get out of the house."
âAnd then his lungs laid him out. The way you all expected.â Obi watches him, careful, as he says, âThat must have been a relief, too.â
His Highness turns a look on him that could cut, if he was the sort to go around armed. âWhat do you mean by that?â
âNothing, nothing, justââObi's grin takes on enough of a point to remind the prince only knuckleheads bring fists to a knife fightâ âno one would be looking that gift horse in the mouth.â
That pretty mouth works enough to need a title card before Wisteria slumps, hand scraping over his face. âYou might be right.â
âMight be?â Obi lifts a brow. âIâd figure you know.â
âAs I said, I wasnât there.â A convenient alibi, but by the weary set of that sweater vest, not one His Highness is happy to have. âI only heard it through Shirayuki.â
Obi blinks. âShirayuki?â
The prince gives his neck a bashful scratch. âMy fatherâs career may have been at a high, but his health has been deteriorating for years. Once he wrapped on Sunrise on Okinawa, the matter becameâŚpressing. We told the studio heâd need round-the-clock, professional care, and they, wellâŚfound Shirayuki.â
âSo, sheâs hisâŚassistant? Secretary?â Mistress? Everyone and their mother knew Kain Wisteria had a handful of them. Studios liked to keep things neat like thatâ just one entry on the payroll instead of three.
âNurse.â Wisteria gets a soft look on his face. âAnd a better one than we deserve.â
âPretty?â
That puts an end to the prince's pity party. âHey, just what are you trying to get at, jack? Shirayukiâs not that kind of girl.â
In Obiâs experience, most men donât have any idea what kind of girl a woman is until theyâve already tasted almonds in their highball. But by the white knight shine Wisteriaâs got going, heâs not about to take that suggestion with sugar either. âNever said she was. Just thinking out loud is all. Studying all the angles.â
Tweed takes its seat, albeit with the brakes on. âWell, donât worry about that. Sheâs a professional. Serious about her job. Sheâd neverâŚâ
Thereâs a falter there, some hesitation. A weakness, and Obiâs never met a bruise he couldnât sink his thumbs into and make worse. âSo, sheâs got access to the whole house. Your popâs medications and everything?â
âWell, sure, but she needs that for her job.â He levels a glare at him. âDonât think sheâs gone and done it just because sheâs got the know-how. Shirayuki would never do something like thatâ her livelihood depends on my father, for one!â
Obi raises his hands. âAll right, all right, not the nurse. Who else would have been hanging around his sickroom?â
âAnyone who had regular dealings with my father.â Half the town, according to the gossip rags, but Wisteria knots up that Noxema smooth brow of his like he can narrow it down to a few hundred. âBusiness associates, members of his production staff, family. But that canât have any bearing on the case. All those people relied on my father, they couldnât justâŚâ
Kill him. No surprise His Highness canât say it.
âLetâs say youâre right, chief." Obi hooks his hands behind his head, stretching until his chair joints put up a protest. âNot saying you are, but as a mental exercise. Someone helped your father shuffle off this mortal coil. Now we may not know the means, but there were probably enough in that room that anyone in it could do the job well enough. And motive we canât guess at until we get all the facts. But there is one thing we can do right now.â
Wisteria blinks, all blue. âWhatâs that?â
Something he's not going to like. âFigure out who had the opportunity.â
working with kids and one of them says âyou know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?â and another goes âno no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuffâ and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online? Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.I would never have been this happy!!!...