allegedly dead

lati | they/them

[heyhoneyfox]

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

[appaeve]

the creature

[ouramateur]

[willicelettuce]

mienshao is my favorite pokemon. Dardanne mienshao look so cute!

Is Aster strong and good at fighting? Can I see Aster showing all of his moveset, please?

I have been somewhat artblocked so I didn't find much of the motivation to draw whole movesets,,, But if you want I can share the specific designs for Dardanne's team ?

Here are all of Dardanne's active team members !!! You can see their individual movesets here on Dardanne's ToyHouse page !

His team isn't meant to be competitive, instead being designed to show his personality and relation to his pokémon (He'll notably give all of his pokémon protective or healing items, and his minccino Duvet, who is known to be extremely aggressive towards humans, has his Return move at maximum power)

I'd say that his mienshao Aster is pretty good at battling!

[clownboybebop]

me: to really understand Frankenstein, we have to take into account that Mary Shelley was surrounded by creative men who really didn’t take her seriously, so in addition to sci-fi horror, it can also be read as an exploration of female creative frustration and-

The burglar that broke into my house: bodily autonomy?

me: exactly. Now,

[phantomrose96]

I want all animals to become sapient enough to produce art specifically because I want to see what sort of sex homunculus caricature each species would create if given the ability to draw

[phantomrose96]

Like we've already got the anime waifu with the needle-waist and watermelon-bazonkas and borzoi-legs and bug-eyes. Now show me a fucked-up stupid beetle as drawn by a horny beetle. I want to see what a cartoonishly sexy lion looks like according to lions. I want to see the most ridiculous drawing of a peahen that would have the peacocks squaring up by the fountain.

[phantomrose96]

We give this power to ostriches and they just start drawing people

[piannpire]

everyone grows out of their old clothes eventually

[shubidubisweets]

[dooblebugss]

I've been sitting on this dialogue for months

[butchtoks]

[paintedhen]

interview

[jevilishlyjevilishjevil]

I'm new to the persona fandom but I like teddie, just gotta play the game....ugh,.....I don't wanna I wanna keep larping

[kingcrustacean]

Cut early

[wizardarchetypes]

to this day i think one of the funniest moments in all of Gravity Falls is the episode where Soos is going on a date with that woman at the mall and she gets roped into battling the monster of the week with him and in the climax he’s making combat plans with Mabel and Dipper and the woman says, “Soos. These are children.”

It absolutely takes me out every time because this is a rare outside perspective in the show from another adult who rightfully points out how absurd it is to expect the children to fight

But as an older cousin and someone who’s been a camp counselor, like Soos I too have spent entire summers as an adult surrounded primarily by 12 year olds and I know for a fact how quickly I could find myself relying on them as equals in a supernatural battle against gnomes or whatever the fuck

[wizardarchetypes]

especially when the 12-year-olds are always leading the fight to me.

yeah the first time some sixth grader gets us attacked by vampires, I’m going to feel very ‘mom lifts a car off a baby’ about it. Stand back kids, this is up to me.

the fourth time they get us attacked by vampires, I’m expecting them to have a defensible plan of attack and weapons

[justgot1]

Protect him

[rainbowsnakesncakes]

It’s really refreshing and affirming to hear these words spoken by another human! Sometimes (often, if we’re being totally honest with ourselves), I feel insane for thinking that people should just be able to be friends with other people regardless of whether or not someone is married or they’re an opposite gender, without having to make it weird and sexual. Please can we just go back to all being friends on the playground and playing in the dirt together.

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t