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my name's mike and i'm the lesbian that sword fought her ex gf in a denny's parking lot. i’m the one in the hat. i'm 27, jewish, aries. the joestars are jewish too

[riphimopen]

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

[meatgrinder-0]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[sexhaver]

okay so like. here's the thing.

[demonfag69]

Posting something very not horny: My hysterectomy and HRT zine

So You're Trans Masc and Want a Hysterectomy by BigNastyDemonFag

A short zine about hysterectomies and HRT.

Do you want bottom surgery in the future? Want to make sure you can't have babies? Masculinize a bit faster? Just curious about HRT after a hysterectomy? Do I have the zine for you! This zine is based on my own personal experience and up to date medical research.

Free to download, but if you're feeling generous, buy me a shot of Soju.

[zarla-s]

Two old men and their koala baby

[pokemon]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

[psychomaniac14]

well first off, pokemon would be real

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[the-big-mood]

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[cerenade]

i've been watching the japanese dub of yugioh dm for the first time and it's somehow even gayer than the 4kids dub. the dialogue here has been only slightly altered for comedic effect, lmao.

(this art was carefully referenced and color-picked using screenshots from the show. it counts as a study :b)

[papermicrowavesoap]

There didn’t used to be doors anywhere.

Fujifilm X-T3

Fujinon XC 35mm f2

[mcsryaoihell]

my bonnies

[softichill]

I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this

[retroactivebakeries]

going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags