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[memories]

I regret to inform you I’m #phan trash.

[cryptidmephiles]

i actually had a physical reaction to this (sitting up way too fast and crying) HOW DID IT PICK THE PERFECT TAG

[anoma1ija]

To the person who chose these for the interview 1 great job 2 dan is coming for you

[bleachblondephil]

he's so

[dansasterology]

post hiatus pre hl dan was so interesting bc that bitch would literally go “phil eats ass” like he was telling us the time but the moment phil asks “when do you dream about me?” he starts to blush stutter sweat shake voice quivering etc.

[pipdip-dots]

still cannot get over how geeked he looks in the second picture like omfg bro 😭 get it together man 😭

[aquamarinemoonlit]

after the pinof make out session

[thatoneangryduck1]

How I think the hard launch tour will open:

Lights go off. Everybody screams. One light, center stage. There's Dan and Phil. They have whiskers drawn on. They start making out agressivly. Chaos, fans scream. Lights go off.

Half an hour later the show starts as a normal hard launch episode. They don't mention the kissing at all. It's also not put in the video footage.

[quercussy-the-sexy-oak-tree]

"If I was in Bella's position when I was 17 I would have made every single decision identically"

Oh really Dan Howell you would have sacrificed everything to be with a disturbingly pale boy in your late teens? I had no idea.

[frogcult19]

A peaceful moment

[mainlysarcastic]

twitter pham are being fucking hilarious

[the-novel-blog]

I had a dream where Dan and Phil came to my school to promote the Hard Launch tour and my ex girlfriend ran out of our common room to tell me that they were doing a Q&A and I was showing my parents around the campus so I was like “hahahaha ill be right back stay here” and I sprinted to the common room and when I got there Dan and Phill were sitting on two lawn chairs in the middle of our common room and all my classmates were asking questions like “who tf are you two” and “how did you get into our common room” and “why are you here” and I tell myself I’m going to play it cool and just tell them how much I love the podcast and how I think it was brave of them to come out as a gay couple right? But then my ex shoves me into the crowd and I land face first at Phil’s feet and my first instinct is to blurt “IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN” (not true they don’t own me and I am not good at cooling down air) and I get up and look behind me and my fucking parents are standing open mouthed behind me and I’m so embarrassed I wake up.

[lilbatsunglasses]

Drew this in 30 minutes last night and it looks it but I couldn’t get it out of my mind

Remember when Dan said Phil couldn’t wear the sexy nun costume. Hey Dan what did that mean

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[3000s]

when i go somewhere on friday people are always like "have a nice weekend" but i work weekends and this is my sunday

sorry i cant get the hi off of my skeleton right now

[magiconic]

Don't worry I covered up the "HI" so no one can read it

[3000s]

thank you, much better

[braceletsforbey]

Everything in my shop is 25% off now until July 25th 💜 I have to pay for Bey's latest vet visit & arthritis meds so it's time for another big Etsy sale!

Also be sure to order your Hard Launch Tour bracelets now so you have them in time for your show! 💜💜💜

Every purchase supports my senior dog Bey through her previous cancer surgeries and continued veterinary care!

My shop: braceletsforbey.etsy.com

Hard Launch bracelets: https://braceletsforbey.etsy.com/listing/1804591767

Also if you can't shop right now, reblogs help me out a ton 💜🐾💜

[vnewromantics]

just here to remind everyone that dan has always liked phil, since the day they met. and phil knows bc dan tells him as much when he’s drunk. have a good day.

[hereweareinthedark]

Dan and Phil: we had gay sex

phandom: ok

Dan and Phil: we kissed

phandom: cool

Dan and Phil: with cat whiskers

phandom: WHAT

[danffodilf]

they're highkey both