ThatOneAngryDuck

Any pronouns. I belive in ducks. ALSO may you have a quack day, my good friend.🦆

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

[just-sans-things]

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

[just-sans-things]

someone contact my fucking lawyers

[sillysiluriforme]

[sillysiluriforme]

my swee communist daughter

[peach-pot]

anyone wanna guess what this doesthedogdie tie is for?

[peach-pot]

thaaaat’s right!

[peach-pot]

this is kind of a gold mine

[cerbercry]

you forgot the best one

[terracotta7]

As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."

Fuck her.

Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

[official-anti-jkr-posts]

This would be equally as shitty if the woman who was misgendered and insulted was trans instead of having PCOS btw

This is an official anti-JKR post

[butcherrypie]

I think its pretty fucked up she's recording calls to a rape helpline tbh

[raineyraven]

"average viking gets struck by lightning once" factoid actually just statistical error. average viking is never struck by lightning. Snotlout Jorgenson, who is hated by thor and has been struck by lightning fifteen times, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

“What I speak post lightning Snotlout”

[bathinginlye]

I met Dr. Pepper. Shes black.

[malignedmare]

it is genuinely so unbelievably annoying to be a child trafficking survivor and have to listen to people argue about shadows on the wall when it comes to children’s rights and child abuse prevention. the only true way to prevent child abuse is to take away parental control. give children rights. give them the education, resources, and rights to say yes or no to whatever and whoever they desire. i know what would have helped me. i’m so mind numbingly sick of all of this. everyone wants to feel like a hero, but nobody wants to help anyone.

[malignedmare]

there is not a pedophile cabal hiding in the shadows waiting to kidnap children. parents are the number one perpetrators of child sexual abuse. my kidnapper was my mother. my traffickers were all paid by her and had legal custody over me. i was forced thru constant manual labor and sexual humiliation in the name of “therapy” because parents are allowed to do whatever they want with the children they own. the end of adult supremacy is the only way to end child abuse.

[thatoneangryduck1]

Being a batman fan and saying "Tuxedo Mask" and even "Zorro" as the dark knight himself is being mimed in front of you for a game of charades is embarrassing.... good thing it never happened to me.

[fanvein]

Oh they doing the cape thing?

[thatoneangryduck1]

ye.. 😔

[thatoneangryduck1]

Being a batman fan and saying "Tuxedo Mask" and even "Zorro" as the dark knight himself is being mimed in front of you for a game of charades is embarrassing.... good thing it never happened to me.

[plagueislost]

i agree with this post by @pain-is-too-tired

commissions are open! only 1 slot left!

and also without the speech bubbles bc i’m lowkey very proud of that background

[cosmicpoutine]

[thatoneangryduck1]

Dan: "Sleeping with you made me feel safe from monsters. Because no matter what, I knew you'd be there. So you'd obviously be attacked first."

Phil:"Dan.... it's 4 am."

Dan: "I'm just saying."

[messyscribblesat2am]

tcbe-fragments

The day he visits Ileana for the first time, it's raining, and the sky is mercury, poisonous to the whole world. The cemetery is still, of course it is. Now, when the world has rearranged itself yet again, there's a weariness in the air, which wasn't to be felt before. He doesn't know what came over his father, but he sat down Sebastian, the same day after he was discharged from the hospital, and told him where they had buried his sister. His sister, Ileana, Ilinușca, Ili, his little sister who will forever be nine. His sister, who would have been in her last year of primary school come the autumn, his sister, who hadn't yet lost all of her milk teeth, and who had a strungăreață which she hated, but that had earned her the affectionate veveriță from Sebastian.

[i-am-the-oyster]