🦐jumbo shrimp🦐

I'm allergic to shrimp. 23. anonymously irl married.

[venomshotass]

NAIJA WEAR HUB is a black-owned, ready-to-wear bold print clothing line offering quality, trendy African inspired fashion at affordable pric

my friend made a clothing store!!

[curioscurio]

Laios: Lynel milk is actually quite easy to extract once you get the hang of it! :)

Marcile: Those in power censor and repress valuable lost knowledge and research out of ignorance and fear

Chilchuck: i miss my wife

Senshi:

[dogpuppy]

[seacavepuzzle]

[kaviiinsky]

fuck a comfort tv show, what’s ur comfort video game playthrough

[bobdylanyaoi]

when people say the normal amount of pain is zero i don’t really believe it like that can’t be true…

[terradni]

[dreadwedge]

Snakes drink through a straw called their whole body.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

[horizon-penblade]

We can't use aircraft because the fbi has access to all the flight data how many times do we need to go over this

[mayelee]

Bela Dimitrescu

[saintm0rning]

trying to impress a grinch girl by pretending i hate christmas and presents

[saintm0rning]

trying to make it work with a grinch girl but i'm unsatisfied because i have a christmas fetish

[venomshotass]

fruit fly got stuck in my shampoo??

[venomshotass]

[blochnoye]

still toying with the squid pyro concept :P

[venomshotass]

fruit fly got stuck in my shampoo??

[lyjaa]

Idk man

[juniper-ish]

Have you ever drawn Miss Pauling?

Now i have :)