Permanently Deactivated

Sorry :/

[your-gay-grandma]

historical people who would’ve had pronouns in bio (with little to no factual reasoning, just because i say so):

- oscar wilde (he/they)

- emily dickinson (she/her) she’d also have a boygenius lyric.

- charles dickens (he/him) not necessarily because he’s an ally but just so he can clarify

- karl marx (he/him)

- louisa may alcott (he/him)

will continue to add as i think of more.

(this post is a joke but there is extra joy in the fact that we have always existed)

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

Xerxes (xer/xes)

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

if you are a part of the lonely don’t reblog we need to stay cryptic and mysterious

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

Put me in a little hamster cage and let me run on the wheel

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

I would never murder someone except for maybe when my kiwi is not ripe. Maybe then.

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

I just be a man experiencing things

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

Hey guys welcome back to another video today we will be disappearing into the fog forever make sure to like subscribe and hit that bell.

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL CARESS THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME

[thevillaincodex-deactivated2023]

It's all "cringe culture is dead" and "be a weird little dude" until someone is a little too autistic.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

best gender neutral term for an aunt/uncle?

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

Bestie :)

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

Teehee

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

I’m so sexy and mentally Ill I have to beat therapists off with a stick.

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

Something that makes me cry is no one I have ever met has actually READ how to train your dragon. They don’t know. They don’t know how different it is. How rich the plot and how shallow it makes the movies seem. I just want people to draw hiccup and toothless the way they were written. Because to me they’re always the nerdy and easily scared boy and the green little dragon. ❤️

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

* Pinocchio voice* I want to be a REALL boy

Top surgeon: *crying* why won’t you just go unconscious

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

Do you think they gave the tumblr icon this god awful shirt so people didn’t make bad posts about how the tumblr logo flashed them with its magic colorful coat

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

Go ahead. Talk about this peice of media I’m obsessed with. I’ll be soooooooooooooooooo normal…. norMAL LOVE ME NORMAL

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

I’m sorry sir. But we chopped up your boyfriend, now he is too small, and all the bits are too tiny to see. 😔

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

Does anyone ever think and then you don’t no I didn’t because yes ❤️