Ooooh, what's Alchemist (and Cocoa if your willing to do her too) like in your cryptid AU? I have my own similar AU where she's a vampire like her brother (Though it's more of a hc)!
oooh i already spoke abt alchemist a little here she's a zombie!! she spilled chemicals on herself in the (what would be in the cookieverse) 1800s and has been recovering from the radioactivity ever since ^^ on top of that she can remove her body parts. sometimes.
vampire's about as much as a vampire as in canon. they escaped from the oven together and i guess he just had. cookie anemia. or whatever.
eventually he'll turn to vinegar and the radioactivity that keeps alchemist walking and talking will fade, but they're stuck together whether she likes it or not
COCOA i haven't thought about b4. i suppose her and mint choco haunt an orchestra hall; he is the unexplained violin said to accompany your music if you ever play on the stage alone at night. and an echoing applause will be heard from the back row, in the gods, out of sight, no matter what. (he wanted to keep composing song after song only for her. she missed one concert and swore she never would again. it helps that there's a cocoa machine in the foyer)
that's what we're going with. they just like to support budding artists.









