Crypto Creatures

The fascinating world of Crypto Creatures - created for no reason.

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Please welcome Joaquin Smathershon to Crypto Creatures.

Joaquin Smathershon was made a multi-millionaire in 2001 when his shipping company won a major contract. Unfortunately the email went straight into his junk folder, so he has no idea how wealthy he is even now 20 years later. He drives a 1998 vauxhall corsa and rents a modest 2-bedroom apartment with dodgy heating. Most of his days are spent thinking of romantic things to do for his boyfriend Carl, whilst ensuring to overspend his presumed £224 monthly budget.

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Please welcome Stacey Habblebotham to Crypto Creatures.

Stacey Habblebotham does not like Mondays. This may not seem unusual, but every Monday Stacey is given free bread by everyone she meets. This doesn’t seem like a bad thing until you find you that Stacey Habblebotham is severely gluten intolerant and the bread is never gluten-free. She also hates Piers Morgan, but then who doesn’t?

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Please welcome Cuthbert Jim Jacobson to Crypto Creatures.

Some have called them the fastest creature to ever grace out known universe. Cuthbert can’t understand why, they’ve never been able to manage more than about 6mph, even when trying to run, they get stopped by delicous bagels and trendy caps.

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Please welcome Hyacinth McCoullington to Crypto Creatures.

Many have underestimated the potential of Hyacinth McCoullington, but years of dedication and unquestionable talent in lacrosse have taken her to the pedestal of sporting legend. She is, however, the owner of 72 pairs of completely unusable trainers.

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Please welcome Chester Bonaparte to Crypto Creatures. Never quite sure of his actions and definitely uncertain of his place in the world, Chester Bonaparte finds shoes very interesting and makes short poems out of newspaper cuttings.