Despacito's Sewer

21 // I am an absolute sewer goblin. Perhaps I do live in a sewer. You will never know... Need to know anything else about me? Check here first: despacitobandito.carrd.co 

[ask-crammaster-ham]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lowpolyanimals]

Rumare Slaughterfish from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

[despacitobandito]

okay not gonna lie the wildfire smoke has been so bad where i live that i literally smelt it last night and got up in a panic thinking my 3d printer went up in flames 😭

[despacitobandito]

ahahahaha i made this in like 5 mins

[illwilledomen]

Feral homunculi wandering the rural roads between townships are often troublesome for unprepared travelers.

[l0rdgumby]

PSA the "si" in shared YouTube links stand for Seal Indicator. This means there is a nefarious seal tracking your information and will give YouTube your data in exchange for fish. Please remove the part after "?si=" before you click on it or share the link with others because it is a tracking token!

[adzbunnyb0nkers]

uh oh thanks for letting us know, I had no idea :(

[dateamonster]

im not immune to the condition that makes you think "but what if the evil alien/robot/eldritch entity/whatever that kills everyone was nicies to me. because im literally chill and have good vibes."

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[despacitobandito]

about me: video games

i forgot where i got this template but i did remember i made this a while back, and i just wanted to share it. however i do have the template on hand, so it'll be below the cut

also i should clarify, i don't hate Stardew Valley, i only dislike it. i just didn't really care for it, but absolutely no hate to those who do!

i won't lie, Blasphemous is seriously tied with F&H for my favorite artstyle in any game, but i really could only put one, so i picked the latter

Darksiders also was in competition for my favorite franchise, because both Borderlands and that have had a major impact in my life.

what's crazy is that i have so many favorite games, i really had a hard time picking stuff out for this one.

[despacitobandito]

another amazing album from Liquify, i've loved his work since like 2023 but man it still feels like i discover something new every time i listen to an album

[despacitobandito]

man i should really play the first darksiders again *remembers the spider section i fucking hated* man maybe i shouldn't

[macbethz]

[steampunkforever]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[kraken17]

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

[despacitobandito]

i went on a whole spree of filling these memes out with some of my f/os + fav characters a while back, and i really wanna share them now. also, a link to each one will be provided under each one itself

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/762937993167934121/

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/762937993167950126/

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/762937993168020784/

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/762937993166714311/

[nebbymakesimagines]

By the way, here's the F/O template I used for my promo post. I actually made it myself since I wasn't satisfied with similar ones I've seen

Credit not required

[despacitobandito]

i just had to fill this one out

[wizardshark]

Listen I get it but you CANNOT use "sensory nightmare" as an excuse to avoid essential things. You HAVE to find a way to make it work, such as finding effective alternatives. But you can't just avoid it.

You need to eat some vegetables in your diet or you will become a lich.

You have to wear a life jacket or you will literally drown and die.

You need to be able to exist in public spaces with children.

You have to find a way.

[wizardshark]

good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your pfp is your roommate now! how is it going?

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Voting ended onJul 31