But queerer things were yet to come.

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[mephostophilis]

are non brits aware of count binface.

[mephostophilis]

to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.

[mephostophilis]

sorry. correction. laurence fox is also there

[mephostophilis]

[szczekaczz]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip, A dog and her puppies

[zvaigzdelasas]

[khanuckle-deactivated20250628]

There

[jgdfjjggh-deactivated20250520]

[birdandmoon]

What critters are common in your neighborhood, but really exciting to visitors?

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[aetherograph]

i’m not from where I lived now. This is not my biome, I’m from the desert.

i lost my shit when I first saw a chipmunk in person.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

[themainspoon]

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

[dumbtrannybitch]

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

[witnessings]

happy last day of pride to the gay snails who hug and kiss for hours without mating

[brick3621]

[toskarin]

oh my god it hurts

[toskarin]

and it's going to hurt forever

[toskarin]

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

[wiionme]

[segamascott]

to make it more lynchian can't you read

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[proteusolm]

The Ojibwe nailed it. Wawa is exactly the right name for a goose.

[haha-cluck]

Our language is so right about so many animals. One of my favorites is the word for wolf: Waawoono (Wah-wu-no). That is absolutely the noise that wolves make lmao

[britomart]

^_^ and >_< and also o_O and also T_T as well as >_> btw. if you care -_-

[gotylocks]

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[paksthestoic]

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

[unamccormack]

Sort of 'In the Pale Moonlight'?

[paksthestoic]

Sort of! That episode is the closest we got to what I was thinking.

But instead of a confessional that is roughly true and gets deleted, I was hoping for a log that is only barely resembling what is happening on the screen. “A minor interpersonal disagreement of between the away team and the delegates” -> an actual brawl in the negotiations room that only turns out alright because the aliens viewed it as a valid method of solving a conflict. But Starfleet wouldn’t like that their officers did it, so the captain is very careful in the submitted log.

[unamccormack]

Yes, I get it now! It would have to be Lower Decks, I think. The only other thing I can think that's close is Sisko trying to explain "Trials and Tribble-ations" to the Temporal Investigations guys without getting them all deeper into the shit.

[elemental-queen-writes]

I love how Sisko was all "Nope, nothing else. Oh, wait, I did get Kirk's autograph. Is that ok?"

And then we see the Promenade is covered in tribbles. Quark even has one on his head. Top notch storytelling.

[sandmandaddy69]

[sooooootiiireddd]

I will not hide this

[jeffcross5000]

[jenjen4280]

This made me smile. Maybe you need a smile today too.