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I have another dog to put on this theoretical show. The original story can be found at this link. If the link breaks, it's a story on NotAlwaysRight called "Absolutely The Goodest Boy"

thebaconsandwichofregret

I love it when service dogs do some freelance consulting, it's so cool

mndvx

“Do you think I’m arguing with you? I’m not even sharpening my teeth on you yet.” NCUTI GATWA as CHRISTOPHER MARLOWE EDWARD BLUEMEL as WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE in BORN WITH TEETH

cowboy

Can anything be done to help this wretched twenty four

lamentablesquonk

Great news!

anya-chalotra

from bard (derogatory) to bard (affectionate): worming his way into the hearts of three of the most powerful people on the continent

professionalchaoticdumbass

WIZARD WRAPPED

You casted 1,039,627 spells this year

You pondered your orb for 985 hours

You targeted 109 spells at someone other than yourself - that’s in the top 6% of wizards!

You gained 5 familiars

Your favorite focus for spellcasting this year was a staff

Your cup size is H

Your most cast spell was Spontaneous Snack Generation and you used it 576 times this year.

Your most summoned object was Ketamine Ape at 69 summons

You trapped someone within an amulet for 10,000 years

You were unwittingly haunted by the evil skull twice

funny-tik-toks

chubsthebat

Dorym kiss 💙💚✨

andhumanslovedstories

I’ve told this story ten thousand times and I will tell it for the ten thousandth and first: whenever I think about wearing a costume to work on Halloween, I remember the time I saw a doctor breaking what must have been devastating news to a sobbing patient while the doc was dressed as a ketchup bottle.

andhumanslovedstories

There’s a lot of good responses to this but I obviously very partial to the healthcare ones

eggtempest

gwitch universe twitter

aerequets

this post was the catalyst for this comic, and i was also thinking of a desi song lyric (tere dil ke sheher mein ghar mera ho gaya / in the city of your heart, my home is made) and just... hmmm.... leaving your mark.... making a house into a home..... when the marks a child inevitably leaves behind (messes, scribbles, and in this case stickers) eventually fade away as they grow older and you're left with the memories stored in what hasn't been erased....

im not verbalizing it very well but catch my drift?

#spy x family