[ruffwonder]

[freshest-tittymilk]

As if black plus anything else equals “better”

[ankle-beez]

i was eating at McDonald’s and there was a wifi spot called “is this the krusty krab” and it required a password, so for shits and giggles I typed “nothisispatrick” as the password I got in

[weavemama]

we could literally rebuild Puerto Rico with all the money being spent on these unwanted ass movies

[goddessesofthesilverscreen]

Winona Ryder as Mina Murray / Elisabeta in Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992, Francis Ford Coppola)

[sattelite-of-love]

[ipoetried]

this is what my relationship looks like

[ipoetried]

[factsinallcaps]

THE LEGENDARY STORY OF THE TROJAN HORSE DOES NOT INVOLVE THE GREEKS GIVING THE HORSE TO THE TROJANS AS A GIFT. THE GREEKS’ DECEPTION WAS ACTUALLY THAT THEY LEFT THE HORSE AS AN OFFERING TO THE GODDESS ATHENA. 

IN THE LEGEND, THEY BASICALLY SENT SOMEONE TO TROY TO SAY “THIS HORSE IS FOR ATHENA, NOT YOU, SO OUR RETREAT BACK TO GREECE IS SAFE. DON’T TRY TO TAKE IT. IT WON’T FIT THROUGH THE GATES OF YOUR CITY, SO THERE’S NO WAY YOU DICKS CAN STEAL IT AND PRETEND YOU GOT IT FOR ATHENA. NOT FOR TROJANS.”

AND THEN TROY WAS LIKE “YOU’RE NOT OUR DAD. WE WON THIS WAR AND WE’RE TAKING YOUR STUPID HORSE AS A TROPHY SO WE’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HOW BAD GREECE IS AT DESTROYING TROY.” 

AND A FEW TROJANS WERE LIKE “THIS IS A TRICK” AND TRIED TO EXPOSE IT AS A TRICK BUT THE REST OF THE TROJANS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WAS SWEPT UP IN THE THRILL OF VICTORY, AND ALSO BECAUSE THE GODS KEPT SENDING SNAKES TO STRANGLE ANYONE WHO SAID ANYTHING, BECAUSE THE GREEK GODS HAD NO WORD FOR “SUBTLETY”

THEN AT NIGHT ALL THE GREEKS JUMPED OUT OF THE HORSE LIKE “WE TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE THE HORSE, WHY ARE YOU SUCH PRIDEFUL DICKS” AND BURNED DOWN THE WHOLE CITY

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This makes a lot more sense

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[thelifeofbunches-deactivated201]

I have never related to a post more

[miscreant-side-puffs]

Life with glasses

[aawesomepenguin]

[youaremyeverlovin]

asleep on a thursday night? God, you’re responsible

[vodcar]

take off your shoes in bed you dirty little rodent

[dotmatrixisms-deactivated202304]

yeah you’d like to see sonics feet wouldn’t you

[thenatsdorf]

[hustleinatrap]

That moment when Beyoncé’s dancers take better pictures than Vogue editorials.

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

follow @the-future-now

[sunglow-xoxo]

wow!

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

disabled women of color are capable and deserve to be recognized and respected

[depsidase]

[hip-hop-lifestyle]

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

[yyunglame]

how he gon ask me for all I got

[blackandswagless-deactivated201]

[parkistan]

What she says: I’m fine What she means: Gandhi was a racist, misogynist, sexist who said that the rape of a woman was her own fault. He slept with naked underage girls to test his celibacy and degraded them to mere sex objects. He talked foul things about his own wife, said that menstruation was the manifestation of the distortion of a woman’s soul, and yet he’s praised by the world for ‘bringing peace’.

[the-arachnocommunist]

He also regularly beat his wife, he was extremely antiblack and a vocal supporter of apartheid in South Africa, and said during the Holocaust that Jews should commit mass suicide to shame the Germans instead of resisting. And this is just for starters.

[baracknobama]

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like