Totally Not A Princess

Just so you know, if I see a single ounce of crystal on my dash, I'm leaving.

[mailperson]

When life is throwing everything it’s got at you but ur still hangin on

[crystalcadaence]

hi i'm princess cadance and welcome to jackass

[therandomninjakitty]

and the phone ain’t even on

[daniflutterdash-deleted]

normalize being a horse

[princecupcake]

horses = gay

[00dani]

can confirm, i’m a horse and i’m gay

[woaerp]

So it's Father's Day. If any of your dads suck or aren't there for you, I'm your dad now. Cmon sport let's grill footballs.

[crystalcadaence]

does flurry draw with her hoof or magic?

both! she’s not very good at keeping her magic steady though, so she tends to spray paint around when she does it

[crystalcadaence]

flurry drew a picture of me! look how cute it is!

[crystalcadaence]

((It occurs to me that I sent that to your ponynet blog thingy instead of your RP one. Oops. n.n' ))

No worries! I reblogged it to my RP blog just to be safe! ^_^

[crystalcadaence]

"Would it make you feel better if I compared you to a spoiled brat instead? Honestly, I have no idea who amore is supposed to be. Wasn't that your last name or something?" - Chrysalis

amore is a family name, bugbreath. maybe if you took the time to do research on your victims you’d know how to impersonate them without getting caught

[crystalcadaence]

my life but each time somepony compares me to princess amore it gets faster

[crystalcadaence]

watch out for rocks -RM

i live with rocks tho

[crystalcadaence]

the rocks are gone, only Sydney “Syd” Drews, the SPD Squad B Pink Ranger is here now -RM

this is a blessing in disguise. i trust this person to stand watch over the empire in my stead. whoever this is.

[crystalcadaence]

i bet you’d like a change of pace -RM

you know sombra wasn’t this bad, right? you’re officially worse than sombra. how does that make you feel?

[crystalcadaence]

aria if this becomes a fad i swear on the name of celestia’s suntouched horn that i will hunt you down and play obnoxious polka music until the day you die

[crystalcadaence]

someday you’ll answer for your sins.

[crystalcadaence]

ask me about my cat

my alicorn senses tells me i’ll regret doing that so