Finally got around to finishing an updated fullbody pic of my icon/mascot beastie! Behold the Kludde

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Finally got around to finishing an updated fullbody pic of my icon/mascot beastie! Behold the Kludde
Helm chain with tooth lock washers
Bioluminescence glowing blue in the waves, as an electrical storm pierces the sky (Australia) by Trevor McKinnon
not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.
I would liveblog Anything
shapely sugar bowl
GINZI
Hellebores (Lenten Roses) under a UV light.
this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.
you. you get it.
Wendy Klemperer
Howling Naildog
1999
can i please get more pictures like this. this how it feel
more examples
Fuck you Experian ad I hate you Experian ad stop opening the fucking app store every single time I try to scroll past you
Please, normalize carrying tiny leather bats now. (Available HERE)
@crystalkleure
"The idea made me horny" is a good enough reason to write anything.
Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?
It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this
This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars
grabbing a Symptom by the throat and screaming WHO SENT YOU!?? WHICH DISORDER DO YOU BELONG TO
'oh damn! i wonder why i suddenly have 50+ activity!"
the suspiciously 50+ activity shaped mutual:
@crystalkleure
I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.
He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense
Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.
My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.
Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.
He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM