Karma!

She/Her || I have no clue what’s going on || Y’all hate on Crystal too much :(

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ok ive seen like five posts here about not finding enough eah chatfics so here we go

eah chatfic masterpost

(these are all the fics i could find on ao3 - if you ever find one thats not on here dm me and ill add it)

• "Grimm is a bitchass motherfucker" by Karmahatesme

• "Be Gay Do Crime" by JooDeeLee

• "Ever After High Text Chain" by YuquisLeftEarlobe

• "These Fairytales are MONSTROUS!" by Emixion | mh/eah crossover

• "Operarion: Apple" by DarlingTheLesbian

• "wonderlanders are absolutely unhinged" by mysolareyesgrowpolarized

• "Kitty Ruins Everything" by DaisyDoo

• "you've reached your destiGAYtion" by curious_chimera (orphan account)

• "It's Not The Chat Fic We Wanted, and We Didn't Need This Shit To Begin With" by Shipping_Sushi

• "HeexTok" by nuclearspiders | mh/eah crossover

• "Monster Ever After" by nuclearspiders | mh/eah crossover

• "gays, homosexuals, gays" by M1NTCHoCoK1tty

• "Chatlog of a Toaster on Fire" by The_Lavender_Creator

• "Ever After Monsters" by urfavtransrat | mh/eah crossover

• "Villainy, in a General Sense" by young_authoress

• "Not really anonymous" by ShyLittle_Frog

• "The 'End the Pining' Project" by MessOfContradictions

• "the words of the prophets are written in gay teenage groupchats" by cherryhibiscus

• "No Hetero" by MangoQueen

• "EVENT PLANNING COMMITTEE" by orphan account

(id tag allthe blogs that asked for this here but i already forgot which ones which so im counting on tags, reblogs, the small size of the fandom and the universe to direct this to them lmao)

heres who i remember has been asking: @smileyfacemojisworld @lionmythflower

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sobbing because somebody put my chatfic at the very top of a chatfic masterpost because they think it’s the funniest

Thank you sm, I’m so glad you’ve enjoyed GIABMF!!!

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TOP EAH SHIPS

I went ahead and ranked + calculated the percentages of ALL EAH fics on ao3. here's what the top 25 most popular ships came out to (percentage of the ship vs total fics):

Darling/Apple [223] [14.45%]

Dexter/Raven [162] [10.50%]

Raven/Apple [158] [10.24%]

Ashlynn/Hunter [100] [6.48%]

Briar/Faybelle [86] [5.57%]

Rosabella/Daring [82] [5.31%]

Cupid/Blondie [59] [3.82%]

Daring/Apple [54] [3.50%]

Daring/Cerise [49] [3.18%]

Sparrow/Duchess [45] [2.92%]

Kitty/Lizzie [44] [2.85%]

Ramona/Justine [41] [2.66%]

Bunny/Alistair [38] [2.46%]

Cerise/Kitty [37] [2.40%]

Daring/Lizzie/Apple [36] [2.33%]

Poppy/Duchess [36] [2.33%]

Dexter/Cupid [32] [2.07%]

Cerise/Cedar [27] [1.75%]

Darling/Chase [27] [1.75%]

Daring/Lizzie [24] [1.56%]

Briar/Hopper [24] [1.56%]

Raven/Maddie [24] [1.56%]

Cerise/Raven [23] [1.49%]

Kitty/Maddie [22] [1.43%]

Maddie/Brooke [18] [1.17%]

I do not consider ANY of these to be rarepairs. anything lower than the 25th ranking on this list can be considered a rarepair, yeah, but these are the MOST POPULAR ships in the fandom. (this is only slightly based off of people reblogging that "tag your rarepairs" post with like "bribelle" and stuff as if that isn't in the top 5 most popular ships in this fandom). but I hope you guys find this interesting or smthing idk it was fun to do !!!

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Lesbians winning this fr fr (what Daring/Apple tag? That doesn’t exist, you’re making this up)

[maddie-zylophone-hatter-deactiv]

I'm bored, so what are your eah rarepairs?

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made it by midnight !!!! happy birthday Crystal !!!! yes I ship crystarrah blame karma for it (@crystals-gun-supremacy ) but anyway yes have some new art, it's been a hot sec and my anatomy's improved a bit <3

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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We are both forged in the fires of hating Milton Grimm so much that we have an entire tag dedicated to talking about what a bitch he is.

Literally tho, that man irritates me so much, I just had to name my fic after him (he pissed on my fucking wife)

I should honestly slander him more, he doesn’t deserve peace he deserves PROBLEMS

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I love the EAH fandom for this

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Oh hey! That’s me!

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Cerise was already regretting taking this job.

“I’m going to go back to selling forgeries,” Cedar muttered over comms. “This sucks.“

Cerise breaks into a house that she maybe shouldn’t have, which leads to some of the worst decisions that Cerise has ever made in her entire life. The outcomes are fifty fifty– city-wide turf war with the Evil Queen, and befriending her brainwashed supervillain daughter. This is the superhero AU literally no one asked for.

SUPERHERO AU!!!!!! it’s rated gen right now bc I’m going to update as I go along but I’m thinking about Ravenise endgame and background Maddie/Kitty/Lizzie

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[CRYSTARRAH CANON]

>> Crystal Winter + Farrah Goodfairy || EPIC WINTER, ep 2 <<

as always, for @crystals-gun-supremacy

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@crystals-gun-supremacy​

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40697190

> Crystal gets into a fight. Farrah tends to her wounds.

Pairing: Crystal/Farrah

Tags: T, No Archive Warnings Apply, F/F

Word count: 790

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[dither or not to dither…. gif-making my beloathed. I am SERIOUS these are taking me hours and they don’t even look great </3]

>> Crystal Winter || EPIC WINTER, Episode 1 <<

@crystals-gun-supremacy was the one that got me on the “Crystal should’ve been evil” track I think lmao so I just had to make this an out-of-context gif

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Ever After High ships tiermaker!!!

https://tiermaker.com/create/ever-after-high-ships–15233560

So there’s already one on tumblr rn but I decided to make one with as many ships as I could think of (I think there’s like 50+ ships?? you DON’T have to sort all of them, I just wanted everyone to have their options)

go wild!!!! if your otp isn’t on there I’m so sorry but this is the best I could do

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Me writing my chatfic: Alright, time to write some plot

Me to me: write Faybelle and Ramona bullying each other again

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Faybelle: Oh hey Blondie

Blondie punches Faybelle in the stomach

Faybelle: wheezing what the FUCK?!

Blondie: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand and watch you throw your life away like this! You’re too young! You’re too beautiful!

Faybelle: still out of breath What are you talking about?

Blondie: I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now!

Briar:…see ya! leaves

Faybelle: I'm not pregnant!

Blondie: Well, not after that punch you're not. I've been taking muay thai classes!

Faybelle: I was never pregnant, Blondie!

Blondie: Are... you sure?

Faybelle: YES IM FUCKING SURE!

Duchess: I'm sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Blondie: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Duchess punches Faybelle in the stomach

Faybelle: wheezing again Aw motherfucker!

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Some of my fave Crystarrah hcs:

- Farrah steals all of Crystal’s hoodies because they’re oversized and comfy and Crystal doesn’t mind at all

- Crystal will constantly remind Farrah to take breaks since she knows she overworks a lot, and she also teaches Farrah that it’s ok if she refuses to grant someone’s wish

- Crystal teaches Farrah how to ice skate but Farrah isn’t the best and usually clings to Crystal for most of the time (neither of them mind)

- Whenever Crystal gets incredibly stressed, Farrah will comfort Crystal with cuddles and will constantly reassure her that she’s doing a great job

- Crystal sunburns way too easily, so she can’t enjoy going to the beach without carrying an umbrella, but Farrah will stay with Crystal so she isn’t alone

- They caught feelings during Epic Winter, but it took ages for them to get together because they’re both idiots

- Briar helped Crystal with romantic advice while Faybelle helped Farrah, yet everything still went wrong whenever they tried to confess their feelings

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Crystal had a lot of potential as a villain, seeing as she is the daughter of the Snow Queen, yet they just made her all nice and a bit clumsy. They should’ve made her cold-hearted, selfish and cruel (because let’s be real here the Snow Queen would NOT be a good mom), and instead of Epic Winter being about Crystal learning to tie her shoelaces, it’s about Crystal learning to love and realising people care for her.

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If I had a nickel for every time I got emotionally attached to the bubbly character that falls in love with the asshole character dynamic, I’d have a lot of nickels

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