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This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen
Who needs enemies when your union talks to you like this.
All I want is to go back to having a job that doesn’t make me cry when I’m in the living room by myself late at night.
Unions: The Journey to me hating mine
I have always been a pro-union person. I see how they help people and I know the history of how they have changed labor in the United States.That being said, I am now living their downsides. Money taken from checks each pay period to subsidize large expenses not voted on by union members. A union president who doesn’t show for a press filled Town Hall meeting. Shop stewards who are either entirely negligent or simply so incompetent that they don’t realize that the union bulletin board is theirs to update.
These faults wouldn’t be so bad individually if we weren’t also going into negotiations. Our last contract is a joke and the rising poverty rate is proof of that. A recent survey revealed that large numbers of the works in the unions are homeless and/or food insecure it is of utmost importance that they have things together. And they don’t.
The Union bulletin boards haven’t been updated in ten years and our union rep was surprised that the responsibility was his and is now searching for the keys, after a month of not finding them. The shop stewards are all older and have seniority with the company and have expressed a number of times that they will be fighting for the cast members with tenure. Which again would not be a problem except that they are a small percentage of the overall union.
That isn’t even my biggest issue. So far it’s the lack of respect and transparency. We’re already dealing with a company that has showed an open ambivalence to our well being, a public who thinks we all just need to move on and get better jobs if we don’t like the pay so now we must deal with a Union that acts like sharing information with us would be the biggest hardship and brushes questions aside with not well thought out lies or misinformation they spread because they don’t even know what’s going on.
I don’t know.
I really don’t.
I just know that I’m not at all confident that the future will bring anything resembling fairness or respect, not to mention courtesy, efficiency, safety, or enough morale for show.
Shitty Retail Job Flashback
The worst day I have ever had working was during the last weeks of shitting retail job. The day itself wasn’t extraordinarily different from everything else. In fact the day itself was rather par for the course which might have been the problem. At that point Pervy Manager K was in rare form.
The above probably being from the fact that once again corporate HR had come to interview employees about the reports made to them. He was on edge, probably because he knew that the complaints were against him and he had barely gotten through the first round and that was only because there was a supervisor who happened to fuck up at the right time to save him.
Anyway, K was walking around the store with his usual arrogance. He had his Bill Cosby sweaters (an analogy we jokingly used that only became more apt later) and slacks. He would always carry a Rockstar with him, something that added to his over all “bro-ness.” He was on razor’s edge of temper and the smallest thing was setting him off.
Unfortunately, my customer service bubble didn’t protect me from that since I was only five feet from his office at all times. While the majority of interactions were fine, this day was different.
My anxiety had already been keyed up, the cause of having a manger who would yell if the phone rang three times instead of two, ignoring that you were helping a customer.
Before I get into this next part, I’m going to explain a little bit about Kohl’s return policy. There isn’t one. If you bought it at Kohl’s and it can be found in the system, it can be returned. If you have a receipt, even better because no matter how much time passes, you will get back what you paid. Once something is old enough it no longer has a normal SKU, it becomes a 000SKU which is essentially a cheater code where the price is manually entered in by the cashier. When things are returned that way, there is no way to add or remove them from the system so the damaged merchandise has to be marked down manually through these forms.
It was the job of who ever worked customer service to fill out these forms and complete them once a week. Well schedules had been shifted and the forms had gotten forgotten in that time period. As we prepared for inventory, Stock brought out these large plastic totes filled with items that needed to be damaged out but they were all 000Skus and needed to be filled out. I had been working on these totes for the better part of two months at this point, but it had barely made a dent due to the fact that I was one person and it was a never ending cycle of damages coming in due to the not really there policy.
I was already anxious and tired and frustrated with this project when K came out and saw me working on it. For some reason seeing me work on something that really should have been something he had taken over as the store manager, infuriated him and he started to yell. It didn’t matter that a customer walked up and he stood blocking the exit for the customer service area.
I remember leaving that day, drained and exhausted. I started applying for random jobs on every site I could find and ended up finding a blessing. A job that became a passion that became a dream. I’m grateful for that and the path that I find myself but sometimes I think back on that day and I get mad at myself for not fighting for me. For not just quitting right then and I hope that I don’t fall into that pattern again.
it’s a small world after all
One of the best parts of Happiest Job on Earth is the people you get to meet. You can go from talking to a family from Australia to talking to a family who drove from San Diego. It’s amazing. The people I have met since I started this journey down the path to my dream job have been a gift. Seeing grown adults who you know told themselves they would be “adults” and act mature, lose their minds over Mickey Mouse while a little girl nonchalantly refuses a hug because Mickey is a creeper, it’s part of these moments that you don’t want to forget.
On the other hand there is a darkness to it. As the world knows, there is a different climate in the U.S. A climate that has always existed but with a recent shift in administration, has once again been brought to the forefront. Behind the gates where the castle and jungle become an area where costumed workers blend together and stop becoming “cast” and become people, there is a definitive split of conservative and liberal. There are racial and homophobic slurs used and broad statements said just to hurt others. Just like all of Southern California, there are those who lean toward the red hats and those who reject it. It is a perfect mirror of what happens in the park.
There are MAGA hats gracing the heads of people who don’t realize that the cashier their working with isn’t from the US or isn’t heterosexual. There are the blatant and openly racist statements of those who believe Disneyland, like the country needs to have a stricter immigration policy. There are small children afraid that they won’t be able to see the princesses again because of where their family is from and the things the president has said.
We make magic. We make memories. We try to make these moments disappear but it’s becoming harder and harder as the magic barrier slowly starts inching down and the real world taints the kingdom with in.
I don’t know really what I want to say with this, just point it out really. It’s something that weighs on my mind.
Happiest Job on Earth
There isn’t a day that I’m not grateful for happiest job on Earth but recently I’ve been noticing how much I’ve given up for that job. I used to write all the time, not because I had a lot of followers or because I wanted popularity but because it felt nice to have a place to unburden, to share a secret with every one.
When I got Happiest Job on Earth I stopped writing because they made the social media rules seem really strict. They made everything seem really strict and shiny to keep a magic alive and while that’s not wrong, it’s not right either. There are parts of the job that have nothing to do with the magic, with the secrets that bring joy to the faces of small children and adults alike.
What I’ve realized is that these rules aren’t as strict as they seem. That nothing is as black and white as they presented it. I need to be able to vent. To have this outlet or Happiest Job on Earth will literally just become crappy retail job and I won’t let that happen. Even with all of the drama and the secret darkness, I will not let it become crappy retail job part two, even if it feels like that.
Shitty Department Store Job
While working what will always be the worst job I'll ever hold, I worked in customer service. I learned many things about this job, the main thing being that people will believe that you make more money because you are required to wear business casual clothes. They don't realize that the majority of these jobs no matter what level of store you work at, that you make minimum wage or cents above it.
So...blog reborn
I haven't written anything on here for ages. Mostly because while working at shitty nameless department store I got in trouble for it. That and a few pro-labor union posts I have made. But now there is a new job and I can share stories from the old with out repercussion.
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
It happens a lot. I mean as a whole the nation seems to need a scapegoat. Like "I do this but at least I'm not doing this..." Fast food workers seem to get the brunt of that one. Something I find funny since the average retail worker makes the same amount of money and works the same hours as well. My favorite in the retail sector was always "it's a shame you have to work the holidays...it really is just horrible. Can you price check this for me?" Hello Thanksgiving, I really didn't want to see my family, I really wanted to be standing there while you choose a sale over celebrating what you already have...it's cool. I don't mind that you took that from me. Grrr....
Ohmygawd my heart...<3
Ohmygawd my heart...<3
Remember one day your bed will no longer be your only home.
Remember one day you will love yourself completely, without bounds
or regrets, radically and with everything you have,
and yourself will love you back just as equally.
Remember one day you will stop wanting to...
It is interesting when you have some one who cannot admit they are wrong. Early in the morning I had some one trying to return a Mossimo shirt, which unfortunately for them is a Target brand. When I pointed this out the woman continued on for fifteen minutes about how I don't know what I'm talking about, the cashier must have entered a different number, (my favorite) the computers must be wrong since they don't know anything, I don't know how to use those computers, and she finished it all with "Well I found my receipt so there." Yes she said so there. It was hard not to roll my eyes then and it became even harder when I looked up to see that the receipt was from Target. I took a great joy in pointing this out. She stared at me before grumbling about hassle-free returns her brown bottom and I tried hard not to laugh as she gathered her things.
Accurate post is accurate.
Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone
For those in retail.
I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.
So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”
I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water). Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.
When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.
Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.
That last bit of commentary though.
It’s true. I’ve seen people pull some manky shit in restaurants.
the steak one though omg
I could write a thrilling mystery series about my fucked up experiences working in both retail and hospitality. The only mystery part would be when I decide to go on my homicidal rampages and kill all of the stupid people
BLARGH
I should have learned my lessons from this morning's wariness for the day. When I looked out the window of the bus at the dark low hanging black clouds yet no rain. I just thought it meant rain to come. I had no idea it was the summoning of one of the crappiest days ever. I mean there was no thunder or horsemen riding through the streets yet it was that sort of cataclysmic day that hit me.
What should I have expected of a special sale day and no one to be on the floor? Should I have planned for there to be chaos? For there to be no back up on registers and no one on the floor? For returns to be heavy along with people who just happen to have "forgotten" all their coupons? Not to mention the set who have receipts from three months ago and want the sale prices from today along with the coupon from the original purchase. It was like one after another after another of people who were asking things that would be unreasonable in any other environment but find it fine since our return policy is pretty open.
USED SHOES. WHO THE HELL THINKS IT'S OKAY TO EVEN EXCHANGE SHOES THEY'VE HAD FOR FOURTEEN MONTHS FOR NEW ONES?!
But did I do it.....yes
Because I had to.
because that is policy.
and that is why the day has won.
it is ice cream time.
There are days that are hard but at the same time remind me of how good I really do have it. There was a customer today in threadbare clothes, scrounging through her bag to try and find the last bit of cash to gey her daughter these shoes. The kid was dressed well and just needed a bigger size. As I watched the woman I found myself more than grateful for all that I have in this life. I have a good job (even when irritating), a nice home, food, and a great set of friends and family to turn to when the rest doesn't line up.