Courtney Smyth

be gay, solve crimes, take naps | they/them | author of THE UNDETECTABLES series

[sraithpics]

I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[avadaniels]

"Scrooge learns the true meaning of Bisexual Awareness Week" Make Some Noise Season 3 Episode 11

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[twinkhole-destroyer]

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

[cswritesbooks]

I hope my cats know how much I love them. I hope kissing their little heads and saying I LOVE YOU!!! and slow blinking makes sense to them in their little cat heads

Cat Tax: Niles ( in the dishwasher .003 seconds after I turned away for a moment) and Spencer, beloved creatures

[cswritesbooks]

Don’t mind me I’m just trying to find the arrangement of O Fortuna that slaps the hardest

[twelverriver]

[sarahreesbrennan]

Chaos is coming

I don’t know what everyone is talking about, Rae’s plans are solid gold.

Unleash the Chaos

Preorder now!

[deathandmysticism]

Heinrich Appenzeller, A skull, three views, 1558

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

Not superstitious and not not superstitious but a third secret thing (read a lot of fairytales as a child and doesn't believe them but also would never be rude to a mountain while still on it just in case)

[lasrina]

I've said it before but this is both the Icelandic and the Irish approach:

Of course we're modern educated people who don't believe in fairies

But we're also not gonna fuck with 'em, we're not idiots

[dearparentheses]

Tokuhiro Kawai

[lithub]

Renee Nicole Good, murdered by ICE, was a prize-winning poet. Here’s that poem.

Renee Nicole Good, 37, mother to a six-year-old boy, was murdered earlier today by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, a few blocks from her home.

Renee Nicole Good, who was murdered yesterday by ICE, also won the prestigious Academy of American Poets Prize in 2020 for a poem called “On Learning to Dissect Fetal Pigs,” which you can read here.

You can donate in support of her wife and son here.

[cswritesbooks]

I am watching Hot Frosty and the official tagline should be “Everyone wants to know him carnally!”

his personality is like this

[vamptits]

all public transport should be free unconditionally and I'm TIREDDD of pretending this is a radical idea

[mlembug]

there is a double standard where public transport is expected to bring profit, but roads and highways are treated as a common good and are built and maintained (e.g. patching holes) through taxes

fuck that