My Mom Thinks Im Funny

22 trips around the sun. ~if you removed everything you dislike about yourself, what would be left?~

[thecoolradcoffin]

hope this explains it

[toastbutteregg]

[retrogamingblog2]

if this doesn’t get me 5 stars i’m throwing this game in the trash

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[cruxitedowel]

[kind-cult]

[ridragon]

I’m calling my clit the devil’s doorbell now.

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[pankhearst]

the muppets, 1x02: “Hostile Makeover”

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[slab-o-meat]

he is one

[testosteronefag]

tell me why i found this ad in my local newspaper with this man on it

its been over a year and i still dont understand

[testosteronefag]

it has been over two years and i still dont understand meat clown. i have been contacted and notified that this ad has appeared in other parts of the pacific northwest. i dont know who he is but he haunts me

[statecide-deactivated20170317]

[micdotcom]

“Angels” block the Westboro Baptist Church from protesting Orlando victim’s funeral

When a handful of Westboro Baptist Church members showed up Saturday at the funeral of Orlando shooting victim Christopher Leinonen, counterprotesters donning large, white angel wings were there to shield mourners. Members of the Orlando Shakespeare Theater put together the wings as a symbolic but also literal screen between the WBC and funeral attendees. An Orlando Police tweet later proved the efforts to stop the WBC worked.

[commanderfantasy-deactivated201]

literal angels doing god’s work

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

Wow. This is beautiful 

[catchymemes]

[popularhumor]

[fuks]

[babyanimalgifs]

[c-bassmeow]

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

this gave me a stroke I can’t stop laughing

[michaelblume]

*opens pill botttle*

*opens water bottle*

*pours some water out into my hand*

“Wait. No, that’s…no.”