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depsidase

unicorncryptid

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

lizardywizard

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

headspace-hotel

Oh. Shit.

onedirectionforever

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

onedirectionforever

turns out i am gay

monsieurenjlolras

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

mywitchcultblr

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

adreamthatsworthkeeping

thebirdkiwi

he was a llama

fritextramole

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

lilysaus-reblogs

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

emir-kctrk

cute duck..

dogpuppy

dragongirlsweetie

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

auroroboros1

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

dragongirlsweetie

it only happens with the simpsons

tall

homunculus-argument

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

dreamsareliminalspaces-deactiva

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

homunculus-argument

That was also me.

adeline-wheat

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

homunculus-argument

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

bothpalms

Baba's domain 🐈 Collab with @ceeejus 🌟

deseos-de-la-via-lactea

by Lorraine Sorlet

electricheart

a little reminder! by annalaura_art

heedra

so far one theme of the 30s for me has been realizing that literally every human being on earth who appears completely cool and collected and together with it at first glance has some threshold past which enough known information about them will shatter that mystique completely. i don't even say this negatively or pessimistically it's just been helpful to keep in mind that we're all like that.