[bymee]

The way she killed it ✨

[wifi-over-sleep]

summarized the plot for the new watchers hehe 😁👍

[hellsite-yano]

I think more creators should openly tell their fans to fuck off and stop being weird

[the-feature]

The History of CTRL + ALT + DELETE

ctrl+alt+delete started as a trade secret. Then it became an icon.

ctrl+alt+delete started as a trade secret. Then it became an icon.

[starwinks-deactivated20210307]

[oskarlindy-deactivated20210912]

(via nflmemes_ig on Instagram)

iconic

[ericcartmn]

GET HIS ASS!!

[iamnightduchess]

“Heavy is the head that wears the crown or holds the wallet”

Reiner Braun, the most upstanding father figure of the Warriors Titan unit, could be seen mourning the death of his wallet & how he blew off all of his one month’s Vice Commander salary in one day spending on food for 4 kids and 2 adults who have their own pay but pretended to leave their wallets at home - Liberio, 854

“Damn kids and freeloaders” - Reiner Braun

We think you’re doing great, ‘ol man! An outstanding example, indeed.

[drinstadiscourse]

[fangirlasf]

HELLO??? WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT HER MORE

[hoppercroakington3]

I just got the news guys

[papatrollandmeatman]

The real Stardew experience

[snailmilkbiscuit]

I like to think she watches him play games, and sometimes they just fall asleep like that

(please don't repost anywhere, ty!)

[starwinks-deactivated20210307]

“harvey is the most boring bachelor” okay counterpoint have u considered that i love him

[bifocalblaster]

STARDEW UPDATE 1.5 CAME OUT TO PC TODAY FUCK YEAAHHH

[popssoda]

These

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.  

Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to