A yummy, daddy-approved boyfriend

Lara - she/they - Latina - INTJ - Ravenclaw username is from In The Heights

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

sorry I've been posting like shit lately I got picked up by a large bird and have only been able to get on tumblr when we fly near a cell tower. oh great it's heading back towards the mountai

[cucascaprisun]

Wish I could go back to being on Tumblr all day everyday. Anyways, to put you guys up to date, I'm engaged!!!! Life's been going so well lately.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[allieehayes]

look at them <3

[cur-sed]

[matchafigs]

bedside

[andrewblurmoved-deactivated2024]

does anyone wanna have a sleepover & do little crafts together & watch gay movies together. yes or yes

[notahorseindisguise]

my hottest political take is. my fingers start disappearing. oh fuck oh jesus shit never mind You have to go back in time and fuck my parents

[miata-detector]

uhmmmm not sure if theres one in this post.

[notahorseindisguise]

this is your first fucking post ???? you invented this gimmick blog just for this fucking post ??????????

[miata-detector]

just thought id give detecting miatas a try, hooboy its tough so far

[notahorseindisguise]

thats okay buddy we all start somewhere

[sirpuntine]

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

[murderofsomeone]

the first thing you'll learn about me is that I'm a funny guy

[murderofsomeone]

the second thing you'll learn about me is that I'm always in some kind of nightmarish torture hell dimension

[thoughtsdenubolous]

Thanks for being nice to me I’ll remember you forever

[eatpussypraylove]

[distraughtlesbian]

ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body

[kosmogrl]

[potatoesandsunshine]

be sooo careful when listening to music. songs can happen to you

[puppygirllaika]

"A guide to cooking with ADHD"

*looks inside*

"Plan all of your meals up to two weeks in advance"

[undergecko]

I recommend just making a bunch of pre prepped meals so that you can just grab one and go back to whatever

[naamahdarling]

[puppygirllaika]

this post continues to generate the exact same kind of responses.

[its-funnytwittertweets]