As a Wizard, I get a lot of questions about my best offensive spells. Now, my absolute best spells alter the fabric of reality in a way inconceivable to the human mind, so here's a list of spells that aren't that.
Booze Blast - A great spell for dealing with large crowds, Booze Blast fires out a massive jet of pure Booze. With enough PSI to slice through mountains, this spell wreaks unwraught havoc across the battlefield, cutting down massive hoards in mere moments.
Speak like a drunkard - This spell causes anyone hit with it to become wildly intoxicated, and can cause alcohol poisoning if used properly. Any attempts to sober up will result in the effect increasing in potency.
Chug! Chug! Chug! - When this spell is activated, it conjures a massive raincloud in the sky above the caster. Then, it begins raining their choice of alcohol. Lightning will also be produced.
Vodka Volley - A long-ranged spell, Vodka Volley creates massive darts of Vodka, then fires them in volleys, raining down from above.
Everclear - The most widespread destruction on this list comes from this spell. It creates a massive tornado of Everclear, that is then lit on fire. The tornado will only stop when the spell ends.
Sakè's sake - Upon casting this spell, every drop of alcohol in your body will be converted into a special compound, this compound gives you an immense amount of energy, strength, and stamina. It allows you to do things normally humanly impossible.
Yeager Bomb - The previous statement about Everclear having the most destructive power here was a falsification. In reality, this one does. The massive explosion that results when the orb of Bourbon this spell creates is ignited is second to none. It easily levels mountain ranges, and could probably destroy a continent like Australia. This one is fun.
That's all the spells I'm willing to share today. My gin grimoire is a very secret text.
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