Celestial

[artykyn]

One of the weird things about American culture is the tendency to refer to things by brand name, as opposed to the product name.

For example, I’ve known people to say Kleenex when they meant tissue. I’ve heard people use Hoover instead of vacuum.

And it gets to a point with certain things that some people can’t distinguish the difference.

Weedwhacker is a brand. How many people know the real term is “string trimmer”? Jell-O is a brand. And it’s so pervasive that people call literally any gelatin dessert “jello” even if it’s not made by Jell-O. Tupperware! That’s a brand!

The one thing that constantly messes with my head, though:

DUMPSTER IS A BRAND.

AND I HAVE GENUINELY NO IDEA WHAT TO CALL A DUMPSTER OTHER THAN A DUMPSTER.

[sixpenceee]

I love everything about this.

[luvnaught]

Best example of the right thing to do when you have more money than it’s possible to spend and are an actual decent human being.

[yeehawlw]

some people are really like “i miss raves 😫” during this lockdown like damn dude just throw back some ket turn your lights off and throw a fork in the microwave

[yeehawlw]

i need you guys realise that i’m making fun of you

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

literally my life rn i have never connected woth an image as much as this one cause i literally have to wake up at 8:30 tomorrow to be at my job at 9 cause somehow the bbq restaurant i work at got labeled an essential service man i fuckin hate this life

[1o9]

Imagine being able to talk to people without sounding like a fuckin idiot

[reshipped]

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here’s a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

[paxamericana]

[mxnrique]

[bi-dazai]

This guy got banned twice for some of this shit and came back and immediately did it again. hero

[entropyguy]

[mxnrique]

RIP. They finally took his blue check away lmfao

[murdershegoat]

this tiktok is gonna cure coronavirus

[stupidgamer48]

This is literally the cutest thing ever and I love it to bits but everytime he makes the chicken noise it turns on my "Ok Google"

[spikes-productions]

[impuretale]

Never stop talking about the fact that Trump is a direct cause of all of this and how much blood he has on his hands from these two acts of negligence. 

[thecommonchick]

She can’t be serious

[greeds]

ppl in the ratatouille tag asking who would win in a fight remy or stuart little and the answer is obviously remy like hello that cardigan wearing orphan mouse had his whole life handed to him on a silver plate, meanwhile remy busted his ass every single day to support a family of 500 or so rats, most of whom were homophobic!!!!! by night he was a CHEF, a genius forced to hide his talent AND his identity . you think he wont beat that spoiled little mouse within an inch of his life if he had to?? just because hes gay???? dont make me laugh

[straightboyfriend]

[dragongrowlings]

The panic over COVID-19 causing people to hoard shit unnecessarily means I can't find medical supplies (like disinfecting alcohol wipes) without paying an obnoxiously exorbitant amount.

Generally healthy, able-bodied people don't need masks, exam gloves, or alcohol swabs to protect themselves against COVID-19. But chronically ill people and their caretakers do need those supplies to live their everyday lives.

Calm the fuck down and wash your fucking hands, ableds.

[dragongrowlings]

Able-bodied people and not-chronically-ill people are encouraged to reblog this, whether or not you're panicking over coronavirus.

[deactivatyng-deactivated2020082]

This is a legitimate concern. I work in the Veterinary Medicine field and we are short on many of the items we need to function and save patients lives on a daily basis - exam gloves, surgical masks, etc.

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

sincerity is genuinely really hard like…….. if i have ever told you anything heartfelt out loud i have had to battle like 7 layers of embarrassment & repression to do that

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

the notes on this let’s go to therapy queens

[uchihajacob]

LMAOOOO WHO TF MADE THIS!?!?

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

IM SCREAMING AHDKSHDKSJ