OH GOD OH NO OH

28/USA

[bunnywand-z]

"the best laid plans" "i'm hatching a plan" so a plan is a type of egg ? 🥚

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[collectivenothingness]

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[proofweed-deactivated20230515]

I love having a job and getting paid

[dailycatsblog]

[kisseism]

i need 50 thousands hours of kissing

[steampunkforever]

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[mtxyqmpsfqklt]

[presentablemichael]

[godkillerbrigade]

going to the corner store to get more corners

[wholesome-animal-images]

[cutecipher]

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

[ozempicofficial]

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[important-cat-pics]