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28/USA

[ichorknight]

driving my chevy to the levee today

[ichorknight]

what the fuck

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[coughloop]

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[prasinoutsikos]

you will look at my one painting. it’s 1914

[bobdylanyaoi]

the singular of pasta is pastum

[beesmygod]

What are some smart sounding things you can say out loud while reading a book in public

a dry chuckle and a "how droll" is a classic. shows youre above the material but recognize its attempts to amuse you

[cucurbitaceas]

Honk honk shnoow me me me those titties

[nuancecomprehender]

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[wosp-reactivated]

>gas station

>primarily sells liquid

[cachyos-official]

All my doubters become routers when I admin the network of success

[magicratfingers]

i like when you see a little lizard go skittleskittleskitter and then stop & do some push ups

[thereforealiar]

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[rockabillywife]

Futch Carrie bradshaw

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of